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Alcoyano v Atletico Madrid B, Saturday 9th December 2023, 4pm

January 29, 2024

This game was in Alcoi, which is about an hour’s drive from where Jen and I were staying in Santa Pola. I’d had a look at what the town had to offer and apparently it’s famous for a couple of nearby national parks and some bridges. I didn’t have time before the game for any hiking but I did get to drive over a big suspension bridge.

It was ok, I suppose, but I’m from the part of the world that specialises in bridges and I much prefer the complexity of the Transporter and Newport bridges. I’ve also seen the bridges at Victoria Falls and Sydney harbour that were Teesside built, so neat as the Alcoi effort was, it barely registered.

Initially I struggled for somewhere to park, and drove past the Collao stadium a couple of times before eventually ending up, by fluke, no more than thirty yards from the stand behind one of the goals.

I’d bought my ticket in advance online for twenty-five euros on the basis that a ground that only has a capacity of four and a half thousand may very well sell out for a third tier game. It didn’t though and whilst my section of the Lateral Stand was fairly full, there was plenty of space towards the ends and in other parts of the ground.

Alcoyano, in a blue and white kit that included hooped socks, were hosting Atletico Madrid’s B team. Both sides were sitting just above the relegation zone, although with five of the twenty sides in the division going down, you’d have to be in the automatic promotion spots if you wanted to avoid looking over your shoulder at the lower reaches of the table.

Not a great deal happened in the first half and I spent a fair bit of time trying to work out what information the Atletico analyst next to me was entering into his laptop. He had a colleague who was filming the game and I’d have thought that it might have been easier to glean the stats from a recording afterwards, when you can pause the action as necessary.

The action ramped up after the break, with a scuffle resulting in a couple of yellows and a red. The Alcoyano miscreant took his time departing and removed his shirt in a Keegan/Bremner style sulk to add to the drama.

With a man advantage the Madrid kids eventually got the upper hand and rattled in three goals in the final twenty minutes to take the points. I’d hoped that the sat nav might take me over a different, perhaps better, bridge on the way out of town, but it didn’t so there’s nothing more to add.

Albacete Balompie v Villarreal B, Friday 8th December 2023, 6.30pm

January 29, 2024

If you read reviews of Albacete, it’s not uncommon for people to highlight that it’s a handy place to break your journey if you are heading from, say, Alicante to Madrid. That’s hardly inspiring and, sad to say, seems fairly accurate as the best thing about the place.

Albacete’s other claim to fame is as the knife capital of Spain. That’s probably more impressive, given that Spain is full of knife shops. Spainers love their knives. Albacete even has a knife museum, although as we had turned up on a public holiday, it was shut.

Jen and I were staying slightly out of town as all the hotels in the centre were either full or closed. I suspect the latter. As that meant I had to drive in and park up I got to the Estadio Carlos Belmonte with around an hour to spare. It was already busy with home fans eating and drinking in bars and tents alongside the ground.

I’d bought my ticket in advance online, thirty euros for a second-tier clash with Villarreal’s B team. At sixteen and eighteenth respectively in the table, both sides needed the points if they aspired to mid-table mediocrity.

My seat was pretty decent. Fairly central in the main stand and seven rows from the pitch. The stand opposite had a sort of curvy metallic roof. My initial thought was space-age, although on reflection my idea of space-age is probably rooted in the sixties when space exploration peaked, rather than something futuristic. Whatever. I suppose what I’m trying to say is that it had that old-fashioned space age look that’s now half a century out of date. I liked it though.

Right from the start Villarreal looked as if they would be happy with a point. They went down very easily, and the ref was happy to accommodate their time-wasting by stopping play every time to check on their welfare. I’m fine if it’s a head injury, in which case I’d make them undertake a concussion protocol off the pitch, but otherwise I’d let them writhe around until they got bored with it.

It took an Albacete goal a few minutes into the second half to spark some urgency from Villarreal. Unsurprisingly they no longer seemed to be seriously injured whenever an opposition player came within a yard of them. They started pushing forward and managed to hit the post from a counterattack soon afterwards.

It was the home team’s night though and a break down the left was finished with the ball tucked in low, across the keeper and into the far corner. That second goal was enough to take the points and put a little distance between the teams in the table.

Yeclano Deportivo v Rayo Vallecano, Wednesday 6th December 2023, 12 noon

January 29, 2024

I’d had my eye on this game for a while, mainly because it was a mid-week noon kick-off. As someone who can do his work whenever he likes, it seemed an ideal time for a game of football. Less ideal was the arse on of buying a ticket. The Kings Cup fixture was in Yecla, which is around an hour and twenty minute drive from Santa Pola. That’s ok when you only have to do the drive once. but the lack of online sales meant that I had to make an earlier trip to buy a thirty euro ticket in a café.

I rocked up early on matchday, which was just as well as there were large queues to get into a game that had already sold out. I suppose the visit of top-tier Rayo Vallecano was quite a big deal for a fourth-tier side. The four-thousand capacity crowd was sufficient to have vendors out selling half and half commemorative scarves.

With forty minutes to go to kick-off the ground was already packed. I trekked around to the far end and found a space next to some teenagers on the back row who were working their way through large bags of sunflower seeds. It seemed like the whole town had turned out for the bank holiday fixture, although I got the impression that a lot of them were visiting the Estadio Municipal La Constitucion for the first time in years.

Yeclano were in red and blue stripes with Rayo in their classic Peru kit. There were around three hundred away fans who had brought fifty or so flags between them. They waved them throughout the game as they out sang the home support.

The pitch looked a bit ropey with more areas of rough than Rayo will have been used to in La Liga, but with the hoardings and the stands close to the touchlines it made for a good atmosphere.

Yeclano’s main tactic was to simply boot the ball up field and hope to pick up some scraps. It rarely worked though and was invariably quickly returned to keep the pressure on their defence. My understanding was that Rayo had made a few changes and they took some time to gel.

Both sides were limited to long shots in the first half, and they came off at the break with the game goalless.

Extra-time was looming when Rayo broke the deadlock with a tap-in from a ball played square across the box. They scored a second in added time that may have squeezed though the net afterwards. None of the Rayo players celebrated and the home keeper attempted to restart with a goal kick. It was only the screaming remonstrations from the away bench that had the ref eventually pointing to the centre spot.

It was a decent effort from the fourth-tier side, but the Rayo were worth their place in the next round.

CF Esperonca d’Andorra v Penya Encanarda d’Andorra, Sunday 3rd December 2023, 4.10pm

January 26, 2024

After my failed attempt earlier in the day to see a game at the Centre d’Entrenament de la FAF, I briskly returned after the match at the National Stadium had finished. I got lucky with a ten-minute delay to the advertised kick-off time which meant that the whistle blew to get things going just as I was settling into my seat in the four-row covered stand along one side of the pitch.

Ther’s a couple of pitches at the complex and this one has an artificial surface, which is just as well as four games were scheduled to take place on it that day, all in the Andorran Premier League. This fixture was between Esperonca, in blue, and Penya, in green. I’d estimate that there were probably around sixty people watching, many of whom may well have been players or staff from the previous or following games.

Penya took the lead bang on half-time when the final touch in some head tennis was nodded in at the back post. The ref booked at least three of the Esperonca players for protesting and it looked as if he had lost track of which players he had carded. Nevertheless, it made it clear that he was taking no shit from anyone.

I took advantage of the interval to nip across the road to a petrol station for a slash and a coffee.

Penya pushed on after the restart and doubled their lead when the home keeper parried a shot up in the air for a simple tap-in. They added a third late on with the under-pressure keeper flat out from a challenge moments earlier. Nobody argued this time, perhaps because they were all on a yellow.

The win will have helped Penya’s push for European qualification, although if they get there, I doubt that they’ll stick around at that level for very long.

Andorra v Huesca, Sunday 3rd December 2023, 2pm

January 26, 2024

The game that the Andorra trip was built around was a second-tier Spanish fixture at the Andorran National Stadium. We’d arrived that morning from Girona and driven straight through the border point, something that caused the guard some bemusement the next day as she searched in vain for our entry stamps.

Andorra is a busy place, with lots of visitors rocking up for the tax-free fags and booze. I’ve always thought them to be pretty cheap in Spain, but I suppose it doesn’t do any harm to save a little more. I’d bought my ticket in advance for twenty euros and despite the website later stating that the game was sold out, there were many empty seats inside. Perhaps the capacity had been restricted due to the building of a new stand along one side of the pitch.

Andorra were in blue, yellow and red, as if they were the last in the queue for picking strips, although I suspect it may well have been flag influenced. Huesca were in a white kit with a red cross on the shorts. It looked like the sort of budget gear that Sports Direct might knock out to accompany car window flags when England were playing in a tournament.

There was a decent turnout from visitors Huesca with a full away section and, as with the game in Girona the previous day, many more dotted around the home stands.

As we were up in the hills it’s no surprise that it was a bit chilly. With the temperature hovering around freezing I’d borrowed Jen’s buff and if the small club shop had been selling gloves, I’d have definitely bought a pair, tax-free or not.

Nothing of note happened in the first half and the second half wasn’t a great deal more exciting. It took until the final minute for the game to take off. A free kick was floated into the Huesca box and the flick-on header beat the keeper. That was the cue for the Final Countdown goal music and it was enough to clinch the points for Andorra.

Atletic Club d’Escaldes v UE Santa Coloma, Sunday 3rd December 2023, 11am

January 26, 2024

This was a game that got away. Jen and I had driven fron Girona to Andorra for a game in the afternoon at the National stadium and after parking the car thought we’d have a wander around. I’d intended to see at game at the Centre d’Entrenament de la FAF afterwards and so, with the intent of checking out its location, we had a wander along the river .

As we got close, I could see that there was a game on. Once we reached the ground the scoreboard revealed that there were nine minutes remaining and the home side a goal to the good. Every groundhopper has their own rules and mine are that in order to count a game I need to be inside the ground. Otherwise, you could tick off ground that you flew over or rattled past in a train.

I don’t need to see much of the match, a single kick is sufficient, but I’ve got to be inside the fence. With that in mind I set off at a speed walking pace to try and reach a bridge that would get me over the river. I managed it and made it to the ground just as they were approaching added time. By this time Atletic were two-up.

Unfortunately, I’d opted for a side of the ground where there wasn’t an entrance and was still outside of the fence. It was like one of those bad dreams where you have to be somewhere, but events conspire to keep directing you further away. Is it just me that has them?

At that point I gave in and when Jen caught up with me, we headed off for a coffee. I’ve posted my visit because the photos show a different side to the ground than the ones I took when successfully attending a game there later that afternoon. It meant that failing to get in wasn’t too big a deal and merely delayed the tick by a few hours.

Girona v Valencia, Saturday 2nd December 2023, 2pm

January 26, 2024

The Estadio Montilivi at Girona is a ground that I tried to see a game at around ten years ago. On that occasion Jen and I had driven up from way down south, probably around the Granada area. Sadly, that game was sold out, although it wasn’t surprising really as it was an end of season play-off fixture.

This time we only had a six-hour drive and as we headed away from the Costa Blanca we encountered our first rain of the trip.

I’d learned my lesson and  bought my ticket early online to make sure that I’d get in. It was as well that I did as the game sold out a week or so in advance. I paid forty-eight euros for a seat in one of the corners. The sell-out was no surprise as Girona are doing a bit of a Leicester and vying with Real Madrid for the title.

Jen and I weren’t the only ones to have made the trip north and as we had breakfast in town we saw and heard a fair few Valencia fans who had made the journey up the coast.

I was at the ground with time to spare and if I’d been a bit more organised, I could probably have got myself a voucher for free paella as everyone else seemed to have done. There were large communal tables in a set up that encouraged socialising. As I had neither paella nor the language skills for a chat, I left them to it and headed inside.

It was cold and windy inside the fourteen-thousand capacity ground, which looked as if it had been expanded with temporary stands on three sides of the pitch.

One of the attractions of this game was the chance to see former Boro player Cristhian Stuani. He’s someone that I appreciated at the Boro as, even when played wide, he had that knack of getting into goalscoring positions and then taking the chances.

I think he’s more highly rated by Boro fans these days after his success at Girona, but back in the day I remember him being derided as ‘Northern League’, usually by the same fans who got on the backs of Tav or Downing yet were taken in by Tuncay’s haring around for effect and those selfish fancy flicks.

Sadly, Stuani started this game on the bench along with his Boro Premier season team mate, Espinosa. Girona began the game well, playing the ball around at the back and having a ‘goal’ disallowed by the VAR for offside.

Valencia had a section for their fans to my left, but there were also a lot of them dotted around the home areas. Nobody minded that they wore their scarves and waved their flags and that’s exactly as it should be.

Despite the Girona dominance, Valencia took the lead ten minutes into the second half with a neat little dinked effort. With Girona falling behind I anticipated that Stuani would get the call before long, but we had to wait until fifteen minutes from time before he appeared off the bench.

Almost immediately he caused some havoc in the Valencia defence with a point-blank header that was well saved. Five minutes later, and just like in that Brighton game, he was in the right place at the right time and tapped in the equaliser at the back post.

It got better for the veteran striker when with three minutes to go he ghosted in and added the winner. Not bad for ‘Northern League’. The Girona fans were ecstatic as with Real Madrid not playing until the evening the three points took their team back to the top of the table.

Callosa Deportiva v Redovan, Sunday 26th November 2023, 5.30pm

January 24, 2024

I got to Callosa with plenty of time to spare before the sixth-tier Liga Comunitat Valenciana Grupo Sud game between Callosa Deportiva and near-neighbours, Redovan. There’s only a couple of kilometres between the two towns and it’s possible that I may have actually parked closer to the away team’s ground. The ticket office was open and so I got myself a ten euro ticket.

I had a pre-match wander into town but it was mainly shut. There were a few Spainers doing spainy things, old men drinking in rough looking bars, families taking a stroll with granny in a fur coat, the granddaughter’s boyfriend in a wife-beater to show off his pecs and grandad in his pre-civil war suit as if he was worried that he might drop down dead any moment and not be coffin ready.

With kick-off approaching we were treated to some shit mid-eighties music. You can probably predict the playlist of Final Countdown, She’s a Maniac, Maneater and Forever Young (Alphaville not Dylan). As nobody’s taste in mid-eighties music can be that bad, I can only presume that it’s cheaper to licence for compilations than the same-era stuff by the likes of Tom Waits, Billy Bragg, Jesus and Mary Chain or the Style Council.

Come to think of it, what is it with football and music from forty years ago? When I started going to football in the seventies the music seemed fairly up to date. We weren’t treated to George Formby pre-match or a blast of Glen Miller after a goal.

There wasn’t much choice of food. The pizza looked like squares of the cheapest supermarket margherita, but in its pre-cooked state. Instead, I chose an empanada, which I think was filled with tuna, egg and tomato.

If only I’d been as well prepared as four old fellas sat behind the goal. They had a table with a pig leg on it. One of them was on carving duties and he kept his mates supplied with slices of jamon throughout the game.

The first half was fairly even with both sides having their opportunities, but failing to take them. Callosa came the closest with a missed penalty that came back out off the inside of the post.

It was good natured for a derby, although I suppose when you all know where everyone else lives or you shop in the same Mercadona then you might tone the aggression down.

The game opened up in the second half with Callosa going in front soon after the break. Redovan equalised a few minutes later only for the home side to successfully convert their second penalty of the game.

A well-taken half-volley clinched the points for Callosa shortly before the end but Redovan managed a consolation deep in added time to make the score a respectable three-two home victory.

Cartegena UCAM v Lorca, Sunday 26th November 2023, 1.15pm

January 24, 2024

Whilst watching the Racing Cartegena game next door I could see a match had started on the nearby artificial pitch. A quick internet search revealed that it was an under fifteen Supaliga Cadete fixture between Cartegena UCAM and Lorca. Once my game had finished I took a walk around the outside of the Gomez Meseguer ground and went in for a look.

It was half-time and most of the crowd, whom I presume were mainly family members, were milling around bemoaning the lack of refreshments. Some of them made their way back into the main ground and got beers from the bar. As I wasn’t sure whether they would be returning to the shaded seats in the centre of the stand I took a seat in the uncovered section nearer to one of the goalmouths.

I didn’t know the score at that stage and to be honest I didn’t really care. It’s quite enjoyable sometimes to try and work out what the game situation is. I knew that visitors Lorca were in the blue and white Brightonesque kit and they were creating most of the chances. In the twenty minutes I was there they scored twice, both direct free-kicks from their number ten. He looked a menace.

As I wanted to be in Callosa for a tea-time game I didn’t hang about, but left with the thought that it would have been a high-scoring one-sided victory to the visitors. I checked the next day and whilst I’d called the victors correctly it was by a much narrower three-two margin than I’d expected.

Racing Cartegena Mar Menor v Velez, Sunday 26th November 2023, 12 noon

January 24, 2024

For the first of the Sunday games, I drove south on the old coast road from Santa Pola to Cartegena. It was a pleasant enough drive with the frequent roundabouts being outweighed by seeing what was going on in the small towns that I passed through. At an hour or so it wasn’t a great deal slower than if I’d taken the motorway.

I arrived early enough to have a look around the town. There was some sort of fun run going on which, judging by the condition of some of the entrants, mustn’t have been too far. One bloke, who was about my age, had such an impressive beer belly that his race number sloped at about forty-five degrees.

The highlight of the town was the roman amphitheatre, although there were plenty of other ruins to see, including a city wall with cannons. Maybe Stockton should have got some of those when we knocked the Castlegate Centre down, just in case Thornaby ever starts getting arsey.

The game I’d lined up was at the Ciudad Deportiva Gomez Meseguer, which was back out of town again and in an area that seemed part business park, part industrial estate. I was early enough to be able to park on the road outside rather than having to head for the likes of the Decathlon superstore.

There were two full-size pitches. One, which looked to be the original ground, was grass, whilst the other, which may well have been a subsequent addition had an artificial surface. This game was in the old ground. A poster outside stated that admission was usually fifteen euros for the tribune section down the side, or ten euros for general admission and a seat behind the goal. The pricing wasn’t applicable for this game though as admission was free as part of a Black Friday promotion.

I’d got there early, just in case people were keen to take advantage of the promotion and so had a seat in the Tribune section a good forty minutes before kick-off. The stand was built of scaffolding and seated around one hundred and fifty. There was a similar stand further along the touchline with a posher ‘Palco de Honor’ section between for the big shots.

The fixture was in the fourth tier Segunda Division RFEF Group 4 and both sides were loitering around mid-table with the potential for either promotion, relegation, or more likely a season that petered out not long after Easter.

The pitch was one of the poorest I’d seen in a while with bare patches and some potholes that looked to have been caused by leaking sprinklers. In some of them you could actually see the exposed pipework and fittings.

The standard of the playing surface fitted well with that of the play itself with a lot of moves breaking down before they led to anything. The opening goal came as a result of a speculative punt into the box that was turned into his own goal by the visiting centre-half with the ponytail.

The best piece of action in the first half was a shot from a direct free-kick, twenty-five yards out. It was headed straight for the top corner before the Cartegena keeper got his fingers to it and tipped it over the bar. It was swiftly followed though by a free-for all when a home player was barged into an advertising board by one of the opposition. The fans were irate, screaming that everyone and their Mams were whores whilst a middle-aged bloke in a Tupac tee-shirt spat twice at the nearest Velez player.

I moved behind the goal for the second half as it had the better combination of more shade and fewer fuckwits. It also gave me a closer view of the two further Cartegena goals as they ran out three-nil winners.