Archive for February, 2014

AmaBEE v Bidvest Wits, Saturday 22nd February 2014, 3pm

February 24, 2014

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The last 32 round of the Nedbank Cup took place at the weekend. It’s the nearest thing in South African football to the Third Round of the FA Cup in England, I suppose, in as much as it’s the stage of the competition when the big boys from the PSL join the sixteen lower division sides that remain in the competition.

I’m not entirely sure what format the competition takes in the earlier rounds but the sixteen non-PSL sides were made up of eight from the First Division, six from the Second Division and two representatives of the fourth tier South African Breweries League.

I’d rather have watched a game with a fourth tier side in it but there wasn’t one anywhere near us and so it was Gauteng Second Division side AmaBEE’s home tie against top tier Bidvest Wits that we went along to.

Jen and I were staying at a lodge which was about an hours drive from the Sinaba Stadium at Daveyton where the game was taking place. We’d been for a hike that morning and spotted the best selection of wildlife that we’ve seen so far over here.

I've no idea what type of monkeys they were.

I’ve no idea what type of monkeys they were.

As well as the fairly common zebra and wildebeest and the somewhat less common warthog and blesbok, we got decent views of  monkeys doing monkey stuff and then got to within about twenty yards of some giraffe.

Incidentally we’d seen some lamps made of giraffe legs in a shop recently. I don’t think they would have fitted in a suitcase though and so we had to pass on them.

Eight lamps worth of giraffes.

Eight lamps worth of giraffes.

After lunch we headed off to Daveyton. It’s not the roughest place we’ve driven through, but I still wouldn’t fancy being there after dark. AmaBEE, which is pronounced Ama Bee Eee Eee, in the style of Juninhee Ohh Ohh Ohh, normally play their games in the equally ropey Tembisa area. Unfortunately the stadium that they had planned to use was in demand for an ANC rally and there was only going to be one winner in that clash of bookings.

We arrived at the Sinaba Stadium an hour or so early and after parking as close to the turnstiles as we could without actually blocking them, we had a look at a match taking place on a pitch nearby. The standard wasn‘t very high, with no nets, linesman and the odd player in shorts or socks that didn’t match the rest of his team, but there were quite a few people taking a keen interest in the proceedings.

Similar pitch to the Baseball Ground.

Similar pitch to the Baseball Ground.

The pitch that they were trying to play on might very well have been the worst I’ve ever seen outside of a kick-around in a car park full of pot-holes. I suspect that there had once been some grass in the vicinity, but it was long gone and the game was taking place on what now looked like a dried up lake. Not surprisingly we didn’t see any slide tackles.

They had a grandstand though.

They had a grandstand though.

Despite having plenty of time to spare we didn’t hang about for too long outside and soon made our way inside the Sinaba Stadium. I’d guess that it could accommodate around ten thousand fans in four separate concrete stands, once of which has a roof and a VIP section with actual seats. We only had the basic forty rand general admission tickets and so the best we could do was to find an area where the main stand roof provided a bit of shade for the cheap seats.

Entrance to the Sinaba Stadium.

Entrance to the Sinaba Stadium.

By the time we got around to kick-off I’d estimate that there were close to two hundred people watching. Initially I thought most people were supporting the home side, but I eventually concluded that the majority were neutrals, happy to applaud a bit of skill or laugh at the errors made. The most animated that the crowd got was when one of the linesmen dropped his flag during a particularly vigorous bout of waving. I think that for a couple of the blokes near us that one incident will have justified the ticket price by itself.

The view from the main stand.

The view from the main stand.

In the first half it was difficult to say which team was from the Premier League and which was from two divisions below. Bidvest had one player, Matthew Booth, who stood out from the rest of his team mates on account of being white, bald and around a foot taller than anyone else. He also looked around twice the age of the other players as he hung around at the back, a good five yards deeper than the opposing strikers, perhaps as a concession to his advancing years.

Eventually I twigged who it was that he reminded me of, it was the PE teacher that Brian Glover played in Kes. Although I think that Mr. Booth was probably imagining himself as Jack Charlton rather than Bobby.

Matthew Booth - Bidvest Wits.

Matthew Booth – Bidvest Wits.

Neither side managed a goal in the first half, the nearest that we got was a decent effort from AmaBEE striker Cele who steered his header onto the post just before the break. I nipped across to the other side of the stadium for sausage and chips and had to contend with a concerned woman in the tea hut who was so worried by my turning down of the accompanying salad that she invited me into the kiosk to check that I wasn’t soft in the head.

Rare view from inside the tea hut.

Rare view from inside the tea hut.

Bidvest Wits took the lead ten minutes into the second half when Getaneh managed a quite Bergkampesque turn inside the six yard box to throw off two defenders before poking the ball home. By this time the crowd had swelled to around four hundred and most seemed pleased by the goal regardless of which team had scored it.

Main stand from behind the goal.

Main stand from behind the goal.

AmaBEE weren’t ever out of it though, or at least they weren’t until the last minute of normal time when Langwe’s shot from the edge of the box sneaked in at the far post and clinched Bidvest Wit’s place in the last sixteen of the competition.

South Africa v Australia, Saturday 15th February 2014, 10.30am

February 17, 2014

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I’m doing pretty well for cricket these days. India were here a few weeks ago and now it’s Australia’s turn. The first test at Supersport Park in Centurion wasn’t too far away from us and so Jen and I went along for the fourth day’s play.

For reasons that are too long for me to be bothered to explain we’d stayed at one of the hotels in the nearby Emperor’s Palace resort the previous night and had been to an Electric Light Orchestra gig. Really? Are they still going? Well, no, they aren‘t. This was a gig fronted by a fella who had previously sang with ELO2. ELO2? Yes, ELO2. They were an attempt by a few members of the original band to spin out their careers after Jeff Lynne had buggered off to the Traveling Wilburys and then the job of producing The Beatles Anthology in the mid-nineties.

So, to recap. We went to see a fella who had once sung with some people who had previously been in ELO. To make it even more confusing, a couple of the original ELO members are still dragging their ageing arses All Over The World in an alternative tour, albeit mainly cruise ships by the look of it.

The gig was fine though and the band ploughed through most of somebody else‘s hits in front of a crowd of between three and four thousand people. Swear down. Although I suspect quite a few  of those people thought they were watching the real ELO, whilst a large percentage of the remainder were on a Valentines dinner, bed and gig package and probably had little idea who the original ELO were. Still, I’m sure it must have been a bit of a buzz for a band who are due to play at a restaurant in Huddersfield next month.

I didn't notice any of these fellas.

I didn’t notice any of these fellas.

Next morning and it was time for the cricket. We got there half an hour or so before the start and for fifty rand we were able to park on some wasteland five minutes walk from the stadium. I hadn’t bothered buying tickets in advance, mainly because when we went to the recent India test, the ground was only around a tenth full. This time though, it was sold out. Bugger.

Nothing happening here.

Nothing happening here.

Luckily we got away with it as I was able to buy a couple of spares from a fella who only wanted the fifty rand cost of his parking for them. Result. Two test cricket tickets and parking for the not so grand total of a hundred rand. That’s less than six quid. I like living here, even if the music scene does leave something to be desired.

Our tickets were for the West Embankment, but you could walk all of the way around inside the ground and as the East Embankment was nearest we selected a spot on the grass there, close to the Castle Terrace bar.

It was filling up nicely even before the teams took to the field.

It was filling up nicely even before the teams took to the field.

Things were pretty desperate for South Africa with Australia resuming their second innings four hundred and seventy nine runs ahead and with seven wickets still in hand. I expected them to thrash the ball around and declare once they had batted for about an hour or when they got down to the tail, whichever came first.

In reality they scratched around for fifteen minutes adding just the two runs before Marsh got out, prompting Michael Clarke to call it a day. I doubt it was the scenario that he had in mind when he’d woken up that morning, but after sampling the conditions I presume he just thought  “Sod it, that lead will be enough“.

The declaration meant that it was time for the latest edition of the Mitchell Johnson Show and within his first two overs he had sent both South African openers back to the pavilion and had greeted Hashim Amla by clouting him on the head first ball.

Amla and his sore head.

Amla and his sore head.

The hosts managed to make it to lunchtime for the loss of just the one more wicket but it was difficult to see how they would extend the game into a fifth day. I went for a wander around the ground and once again regretted not having brought a few lamb chops to make use of the braai facilities. Next time.

Such a clever idea.

Such a clever idea.

After lunch, with the sun getting higher and the crowd on the East Embankment getting worse for wear, we moved around to the area in front of the executive boxes. We were able to take advantage of the shade and a bit more space. The only downside was the champagne glass from the upper tier that crashed to earth a few feet from us. I suppose I should be grateful it wasn‘t the bottle.

The view from somewhere else.

The view from somewhere else.

South Africa consolidated their position for a while in the afternoon session with Amla and De Villiers looking pretty well set until Amla went for thirty-five. Johnson then returned for another spell as tea approached and soon took his tenth wicket of the match removing Duminy.

Remember when his bowling was shite?

Remember when his bowling was shite?

It’s a pleasure to watch Johnson in this sort of form, particularly when it isn‘t England in the firing line. In the over following the one in which he took Duminy’s wicket he drew blood when hitting McLaren on the head. It’s hard to see what anyone can do when he’s in what is surely the form of his life. That Barmy Army song seems a world away these days.

This was the ball that clocked McLaren.

This was the ball that clocked McLaren.

McLaren batted on after tea with a lump on his napper but he and his team mates didn‘t prolong matters unduly. Less than an hour into the session the tail had capitulated and it was all over with more than a day to spare. Johnson added one more victim to finish with twelve wickets in the match as Australia took the opening game of the three test series.

Zimbabwe v Nigeria, Saturday 1st February 2014, 5pm

February 5, 2014

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The final of the 2014 African Nations Championship took place in Cape Town on Saturday, following the third place play-off match in a double-header at the World Cup stadium. Whilst it’s a tournament that hasn’t really captured the interest of most football fans over here, it was a good enough reason for Jen and I to fly south for the weekend.

The day before the game we paid a visit to Robben Island, where we were given a tour by one of the former political prisoners.

I bet they didn't leave that door open in the old days.

I bet they didn’t leave that door open in the old days.

He was an interesting bloke and he talked warmly of his time on the island, perhaps understandably focusing on the camaraderie, the political discussions and the women’s tennis on the telly rather than the days spent breaking rocks and the nights in a cell shared with sixty other blokes.

I was extremely tempted to ask him if he had learned his lesson and behaved himself since he got released but managed to resist the urge. Sometimes it’s better not to blurt out everything that comes into your head.

Nelson Mandela's cell.

Nelson Mandela’s cell.

The journey to and from the island took about forty five minutes each way. In addition to the seals and what looked like sea-snakes but might very well have been bits of rope or seaweed, we got a good view of the World Cup stadium with Table Mountain in the background.

I should have used the camera with the zoom lens.

I should have used the camera with the zoom lens.

The place that we were staying at was within walking distance of the stadium and so the next day we had a stroll along the seafront prior to the 5pm kick –off of the third place play-off between Zimbabwe and Nigeria. It was all very picturesque and I got the impression that the area down by the beach was one of the safest areas that we’ve been to so far in South Africa.

Hardly any murdering going on.

Hardly any murdering going on.

There were only a handful of fans around as we arrived at the turnstiles. In fact we were heavily outnumbered by stewards and security staff. We had no bags to search and so the only delay was being stopped to be given a whistle each by one of the tournament sponsors. Quite odd really as whistles are one of the few things that I’d quite happily have security confiscating on the way in.

It made a rare and pleasant change for me not to be driving after the game and so I headed straight for the beer stand and for a can of Castle at just over a quid. That’s how it should be. Take note UEFA, with your overpriced non-alcoholic Carlsberg at the European Championships.

There's that mountain again.

There’s that mountain again.

We had seats in the main stand, just to the right of the media section. Our allocated seats were in row three, but as we didn’t fancy staring at the back of a dugout we sat a few rows higher up. It didn’t matter as I don’t think the attendance for that first game ever got above five thousand or so.

The standard of play was poor, although I suppose with the players being drawn exclusively from the Zimbabwean and Nigerian domestic leagues I shouldn’t have expected much more. I’ve no idea how many of the players feature in the regular national team, but it couldn’t have been many.

Zimbabwe started their time wasting early on, perhaps on the basis that taking the tie to penalties might have been their best option. Their antics got even worse though once they had one of their strikers sent off for an assassination attempt on the opposing keeper.

The view to the left.

The view to the left.

The ref did his best to try to keep the game flowing but with Zimbabweans taking turns to writhe on the turf, he had his work cut out. He managed to reduce the delays by refusing to allow the physios on to the pitch, insisting instead that each player be stretchered off without any prior examination.

Effective as that move was with the outfield players, it didn’t work with the Zimbabwe goalie who took full advantage of his special status. Eventually, after four treatment sessions and a lengthy pause for lace re-tieing, a yellow card cured him.

The time wasting backfired on Zimbabwe as with just five minutes left one of the Nigerian fellas steered a header into the far corner to put his team ahead. The goal sparked a remarkable increase in urgency from Zimbabwe, but it was too late for them to do anything about it and third place in the tournament slipped away.

A goal up, it was Nigeria's turn to waste some time.

A goal up, it was Nigeria’s turn to waste some time.

We slipped away too, the lure of an evening out by the waterfront being a more tempting prospect than hanging on for the final. For those interested, Libya won the competition on penalties, after they and Ghana had played out one hundred and twenty minutes without a goal.