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Knaresborough Town v Blyth Town, Saturday 12th July 2025, 2.30pm

July 14, 2025

With just a month to go until most leagues commence, there are plenty of pre-season games to pick from. I’d initially identified a low-key fixture between Westmoreland League teams on the basis that they generally involve sitting in a camping chair in a field. That meant that Jen and Henry would have been able to come along. However, Henry wasn’t keen to get in the car and so I left them both in the garden instead. They were fine with that.

My delayed departure called for a change of plan to a closer ground. I’d been saving Knaresborough to combine it with a visit to somewhere like Mother Shipton’s Cave, but it was the best fit for that afternoon and we can always pop along to the cave on another occasion.

The Manse Lane ground is on the outskirts of the town. That’s just as well as Knaresborough is a busy place on a sunny Saturday afternoon.

Knaresborough Town are in the ninth-tier Premier Division of the Northern Counties East League. Opponents Blyth Town were promoted last season from the Northern League via the play-offs and will play in the eighth tier Northern Premier League Division One East this season.

It was six quid admission and the bloke on the gate also sold me raffle tickets for a meat draw. I’m not sure what the meat was, but there was a large lump of flesh in a small glass-fronted fridge. I think he assumed I’d travelled ninety-odd miles from Blyth as he told me that if I was worried about taking the meat home in the thirty-degree heat I was welcome to take twenty quid as an alternative prize.

The ground worked well at this level. There was a covered stand with five rows of seats along one side and a small raised covered standing area behind one of the goals. Blyth had brought some fans on a coach and one of them, a young lad, had taken up residence in the standing area with his flag and drum.

There was also a clubhouse with a bar and a raised beer garden outside. If anyone wanted to sit closer to the pitch there were a handful of picnic tables as well.

I watched the first half from the covered seated stand where the benefit of shade was cancelled out by the lack of a breeze. I shared the area with a couple of old blokes, a family with a baby that looked no more than a few weeks old and some lads out on the beer who soon left to get another pint each. The highlight though was a small dog inside of a handbag.

Both sides kept it tight for the first half-hour before Blyth scored twice in quick succession. They added a third on the stroke of half-time.

I wandered around to the food hut and bought a hot pork pie before watching the second half from different vantage points on the rail. Knaresborough pulled a goal back before a well-taken finish to a one on one with the keeper restored Blyth’s three goal advantage. That’s how it ended up.

Ossett United v Sheffield FC, Friday 22nd December 2023, 7.45pm

May 21, 2024

This was a game between old and new. Ossett United were formed in 2018 as a merger between Ossett Town and Ossett Albion whilst Sheffield is the world’s oldest football club and dates back to 1857. Apparently, it was just a weekly kickabout amongst themselves as married v singles until nearby Hallam got their act together to provide some opposition. I like that they are just Sheffield with no need for a suffix such as United or Wednesday. Just Sheffield, the Sheffield Football Club.

I parked a few yards away from Ossett’s Ingfield stadium in front of some shops. It was nine pounds, fifty to get in with another couple of quid for the raffle and then a fiver for a coffee and a decent pork pie.

There weren’t any programmes, either paper or digital, despite there being a programme shop that now owed its existence to the backlog of unsold old stock that they had. I suspect that it gets regularly topped up as people clear their lofts.  It’s a shame in some ways that programmes seem to be disappearing, but time moves on, and I doubt that there’s much content that isn’t readily available online. There were some team sheets available for a donation and so I took one of them even though I could have looked on Twitter for the team news.

I sat down in the main covered stand behind one of the goals to eat my pie and watch the keeper warm up. The goalie coach seemed to think that it was shooting practice for his own benefit and blasted most of his efforts into the corners where the keeper couldn’t get anywhere near them. They’d have been better off staying in the dressing room.

The ground is a lot older than its current tenants and there were smaller covered standing areas to my left and at the opposite end, with some open terracing in front of the clubhouse on my right.

There was a decent turnout, which was eventually announced as 326. Quite a few of the lads who were wearing Santa hats and stood in front of the club house looked as if they had been on the drink all day. With the fixture taking place on Black Eye Friday, it’s fairly likely that they will have been.

There was plenty of singing, although the most effort went into joining in with the pre-match and half-time music. Unsurprisingly, Fairytale of New York was popular. I suppose a sentimental song is always going to be blasted out when the singer has just died, and you’ve been downing Jaeger bombs since midday.

It was a classic mid-table encounter with visitors Sheffield, in a red and black kit, in fourteenth place in the eighth-tier Northern Premier League, Division One East table. Ossett in light and dark blue kit were one place behind them. I noticed a few home fans were wearing the old yellow and black colours of the defunct Ossett Town.

Sheffield applied the pressure early on, sending ball after ball into the box. It paid off after a quarter of an hour when someone eventually got on the end of one to put them a goal up. A second goal from a header on the half-hour meant that the teams went in at half-time with Sheffield two ahead.

Ossett looked better in the second half and missed a couple of decent chances to get a foothold in the game but were hit on the break and eventually found themselves four-nil down. The evening finished with a last-minute back-post volley for an Ossett consolation that finally gave the local kids something football-related to sing about.