Posts Tagged ‘Alligators’

Blackburn Rovers v Middlesbrough, Saturday 21st March 2026, 12.30pm

April 7, 2026

With being in Spain, I’d missed the past four Boro games. We’d done ok away from home with convincing wins at QPR and Birmingham, but the Riverside form continued to disappoint with just a single point taken from the visits of Charlton and Bristol City. I’d hoped that with this game being on the road, we might continue our excellent away form in front of an impressive 7,400 travelling contingent.

Jen and I travelled across to Lancashire the evening before the fixture for a two-night stay on a farm next to Cliviger Gorge. Our house overlooked a pond and watching the wildlife was reminiscent of sitting at a water hole when we lived in South Africa, albeit with geese, cats and rabbits rather than hippos, elephants and crocodiles.

Ewood Park was a thirty minute drive away. I got there a little too late for parking close to the ground, but managed to find somewhere around fifteen minute’s walk away. There were long queues for the upper tier, but fortunately I was downstairs and was virtually straight in. Once inside I stood in line much longer for a drink and a hot dog.

It’s generally seen as a good thing when an away day has a sold out following of 7.400. There were more of us than there were Rovers fans. It doesn’t always work like that though as you get a lot of people there just for a day on the piss. Many of them think that they are entitled to stand whether they like, blocking aisles and people’s views.

When the game doesn’t go to plan there is far more abuse of the players than you get when the away support is capped at a couple of thousand. As time ticked on, the entitled trippers ripped into anything or anyone that they didn’t like. A fight broke out near me that I doubt very much would have done had the stand not been full of the twice a year attendees.

On the plus side, Graeme Souness was introduced to the crowd at half-time and got a good round of applause. I was hoping for a chorus of ‘Born is the King of Ayresome Park’ but not everyone in attendance is my age or more.

And the match? Well, we had all of the possession, but couldn’t take any of the many chances created. Results went our way elsewhere and so we stayed in second place with seven games remaining. Maybe it will turn out to be a solid away point.

Houston Dynamo v Real Salt Lake, Sunday 29th October 2023, 5pm

January 13, 2024

As the US trip went on I found that the options for seeing another football game opened up a bit with the MSL play-offs. Houston had qualified and had a home game in Texas, which is just a five-hour drive from Baton Rouge. It’s the sort of distance that Americans will drive to pick up a Gazette and a pint of milk and so it seemed far less weird than travelling that far would in the UK to attend a game in say, Cornwall, between two teams I had no affinity with.

A benefit of travelling long distance in the States is the variety of service stations. I’ve previously broken a journey to fire an AK47. This time I got to manhandle an alligator. Despite me telling the lady in charge that alligators generally like me, she still wouldn’t remove the band from around its mouth in case it ripped my arm off. Nevertheless, it beats the services in the UK and perked me up far more than a coffee would, although perhaps not as much as blasting away with a machine gun did.

As the game was on a Sunday Houston was pretty quiet and we stayed at a hotel next to the baseball stadium and about a twenty-minute walk from Houston Dynamos Shell Energy Stadium. Somewhat surprisingly (to me) the game hadn’t sold out. Maybe Houston isn’t really a soccer town.

As we went in we were given a tea towel and a voucher for a bottle of Bud Lite. I doubt I’d ever buy American Bud unless there were very limited options but as it was free, I was happy to save the tenner that I’d have needed to spend on a stadium beer. Jen very kindly gave me hers as well, although the savings then became moot as she switched to twenty-dollar Margaritas.

Our seats were in one of the corners, so we watched the warm-ups from a bar. If you got there early enough you could watch the whole game from tables there and that might have been a decent option, particularly if you were more interested in a chat and a drink than the action on the pitch.

The play-off structure has been expanded so that half the league seems to qualify. What is odder is that the format provides for a best of three scenario. That seems like overkill to me, surely a two-legged affair is enough for anyone.

Anyway, Dynamo went a goal up and Salt Lake equalised. With the rain coming down and Jen and I having relocated to the bar to take advantage of their roof, Houston nicked a late winner to go a game up with two to play.