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Budafoki MTE II v Kelen SC, Saturday 8th November 2025, 11am

December 14, 2025

I hadn’t originally selected this match as my game for the day, but we’d visited a flea market beforehand that didn’t require us to hang around long. When I realized that we could get to the nearby Budafoki stadium in time for the early kick-off, it seemed a much better option than filling in the time before other potential games later in the day.

The flea market wasn’t as good as the one we had been to the week before. There were too many stalls selling new stuff that would have been more at home in a pound shop. I’d been looking for for a vintage Hungarian horse racing print but was out of luck again. I did manage to get an old wooden box to transport the cigars I’d bought in town earlier in the week. Jen picked up another stole, possibly fox, and with a full complement of legs.

When we got to the ground, we could see the players warming up but struggled to find the entrance. It was a second team fixture and was being played on the 4G pitch behind the main stadium. We managed to get in via the front entrance and passed through the stadium proper, where the first team were training on the regular pitch.

The game was in the sixth tier and free to get into. There were about eighty people watching, most of them from the three rows of uncovered seats along one side of the pitch.

I’d hoped for a coffee, but there weren’t any refreshments available. The rain just about held off throughout a bad-tempered first half where scoring opportunities were at a premium. It was goalless at the break and the players stayed out rather than returning to the dressing rooms. A couple of them took the opportunity to have a piss against the perimeter fence before the restart.

Budafoki opened the scoring close to the hour with a shot from the corner of the box into the opposite corner of the net. It was a great goal. The kind where you spontaneously make a noise of some sort in response, whether it’s an exclamation or a laugh. If I were a cat I’d have been purring. Kelen hit back a few minutes later on the break and their equalizer was enough to eventually take a point. We flew back to the UK that evening having seen five games in Hungary and another in Slovakia. It was a worthwhile couple of weeks.

Bergnasets AIK v Boden City, Monday 9th June 2025, 7pm

June 21, 2025

After the trips to Finland and Denmark, it was time to move on to Sweden, this time for work rather than the dubious pleasure of watching Duran Duran. The project I’m involved in is in a small town in the north of Sweden, just a hundred kilometres or so from the Arctic Circle.

It’s a region that doesn’t have any top tier clubs, but that suits me fine and for the first game of the trip I selected a fourth-tier fixture in the Division 2 Norrland league.

The Jiabvallen ground was a few minute’s drive away on the outskirts of Lulea. The roads leading to it all seemed to be bordered by forests, although it’s not just the roads, everywhere is bordered by forests. Flying in, the views below me were all either trees or lakes. I’m hoping to get the time to have a decent look around the region when I make my monthly visits.

It was eighty crowns to get in, which is about six quid. That included a free programme too. The game was between mid-table Bergnasets and Boden City who were bottom of the seven-team division.

There was a three-row wooden stand that ran most of the length of one side of the pitch. Around a hundred or so people had turned up. The ones near me were mainly players who hadn’t been selected and their friends. A couple of youngsters were sat at the front, eating salad that they’d brought from home in Pyrex dishes.

The standard was good, particularly the home side. I’m not sure at what level in Sweden the players drop to part-time, but they all looked to be ‘proper’ footballers. Bergnasets had the best of a cagey first half, but neither side managed to break the deadlock before half-time.

At the break I got myself a burger. Just as it had been earlier at the gate, I was given the choice of payment in cash or via an App called Swish as they couldn’t take payment by card. I don’t have the Swish App as you need a Swedish bank account to open it, but fortunately I had sufficient Swedish cash with me.

After the restart, Bergnasets picked up where they had left off. They had most of the decent chances, including hitting the bar from what might well have been a cross rather than a shot. The Boden City defence held out though and the game finished goalless.

IF Gnistan v FC Ilves, Sunday 1st June 2025, 4pm

June 4, 2025

Fortunately, Jen and I have similar tastes in music. Actually, we seem to have similar tastes in lots of things. One slight difference though is Duran Duran. They were one of Jen’s childhood bands whereas I’ve always seen them as talentless tossers. However, Jen accompanies me to plenty of events where her focus is on knitting rather than whatever I’m interested in and so when I saw that Duran Duran were touring Europe, I booked us tickets for Tampere and Copenhagen.

First stop on the way to Tampere was two nights in Helsinki. It’s somewhere that I visited back in 2009 with Paul for a Hanoi Rocks gig on their farewell tour. In the battle of the bands, I’d say the Finns beat the Brummies hands-down.

Our apartment was only a few minute’s walk from where I’d stayed the previous time, but I remembered nothing of the area. On that first trip Paul and I did some salmon fishing, popped into a castle and drank in what I recall as being old bloke pubs.

This time Jen and I wandered along to the harbour. There were plenty of food stalls, most of which sold reindeer meatballs or salmon soup. It’s probably like every restaurant in Teesside sticking a parmo on the menu. We had neither, as we ended up eating in a Georgian establishment, so it was mince dumplings and some fried potatoes. That’s a win.

As you might have expected, I scheduled in some football. Finland is somewhere that I’d yet to see a game, so the visit would take the total countries where I’d watched a match to sixty-four.

We caught a train from Helsinki station that took us four stops and twenty minutes north to the suburbs. Everyone was very helpful, something that I now associate with Finns, and we arrived at the Mustapekka Arena with around twenty minutes in hand. It’s a ground with just a 2,600 capacity, which struck me as being on the small side for a top-tier fixture.

I’d bought tickets in advance that morning at twenty-two euros a pop. It was as well I did as there were very few empty seats. We were in what appeared to be a temporary stand made of scaffolding, whilst there was a more permanent structure on the other side of the pitch. A few people stood behind each goal and watched through netting.

There were beer and burgers for sale and an old bloke manning a barbecue. I got a hot dog at half time which came without a bun. That’s ok on the basis that the hot dog is the best bit. I’d have been less impressed if it had just been a dogless bun.

And the match? Well, not very much happened at all, at least for the first eighty-seven minutes. Visitors Ilves had most of the territorial advantage with the Gnistan goalie keeping his side in the game by making some decent stops. The home side couldn’t hold out though and to a collective FFS from the crowd, Ilves nicked a goal three minutes from the end. They sealed the win with a second goal in added time.

Inter Sevilla v AD Ceuta B, Wednesday 30th April 2025, 5pm

May 5, 2025

After staying in Ronda, Jen and I moved on to Seville. I’m familiar with the layout after visiting last year and we stayed on the old town side of the river. It’s a busy time of the year in Seville as it leads up to the Feria. The festivities don’t seem to slack off from the Easter celebrations and, if any excuse were needed, bring people out onto the streets for strolling, eating and drinking.

One of the things that Soph’s beagle Henry does is remember where he once found food on the pavement. He’ll always try to return to that spot confident that if there were food there once, then there’s likely to be food there again. I was a bit like that in Seville. Last year I saw a poster for a record fair and ended up going and buying a load of Spanish vinyl. This year, I couldn’t walk past a lamp post without checking for a record fair poster. At least I didn’t cock my leg.

I also thought about the dog when I saw a whole skinned rabbit in the supermarket. It still had its ears on. One of the treats that we give Henry are dried rabbit ears. I’d never wondered what they tasted like until I realised that I had the chance to find out. Sadly, we were in a hotel room, rather than an apartment, so if I’d wanted to sample a rabbit ear it would have had to have been raw. I can wait.

My first game in Seville was at the Complejo Deportivo Demitrio Pichel which was an hour and forty minute’s walk to the outskirts of the city. I could have driven but having secured a spot in the underground hotel car park, I was loathe to risk losing it. The weather wasn’t too good though and I had to nip into a convenience store to buy an umbrella.

The route took me away from touristy Seville and into areas that won’t ever feature on the city bus tours. I made good time and arrived at the ground with twenty minutes to go to kick off. It was still raining and the uncovered plastic bench seats along the side of the pitch had puddles in then. I had a couple of paper napkins, but a woman who arrived after me resorted to reviewing the receipts in her purse and using the ones she could risk disposing of to dry her seat.

The game was in the fifth-tier Tercera division with Inter Sevilla taking on Ceuta’s B team. The home side were rock bottom of the table and already relegated whilst the visitors, who are based in a Spanish territory at the tip of Morocco, were safely in mid-table. They are a B team, so perhaps promotion isn’t necessarily overly important to them.

Ceuta looked the more professional outfit, particularly in respect of their kit, which was just as you would have expected it to be. Inter’s green shirts were less consistent, with some of them having names and numbers, whilst others had numbers only. There wasn’t even any uniformity between the fonts used for the names, suggesting that players had taken their kit home and got their Mams to customise them.

The highpoint of the first half was the rain easing up after twenty minutes, although a train going past on an adjacent line ran it close. Many people turned away from the lack of action to keep an eye on the high scoring game behind us between six year olds.

Ceuta took the lead from the penalty spot soon after the restart and then added a second on the hour with a cracking half-volley from an acute angle.

Inter got back into it soon afterwards with a goal that went in off the underside of the bar. That always makes a finish look spectacular. It was all in vain though as two away goals in the last ten minutes sealed the win for the visitors. They got on their bus back to Africa and with my umbrella furled I retraced my steps into the city centre.

Sheffield Wednesday v Middlesbrough, Monday 21st April 2025, 3pm

April 30, 2025

Three wins. After the victory in add-time over Plymouth on Good Friday, a play-off spot was still within our own hands. All we had to do was win our final three fixtures, starting with a Hillsborough trip. Sheff Wed had lost five home games on the trot going into the game and so an away win seemed feasible.

Jen and I were staying over in Sheffield for a couple of nights in a hotel that was just a fifteen-minute walk from the ground. I’d been to see a lower-league cup final in Mexborough in the morning and as it was all done and dusted within ninety minutes, I was back in the hotel with plenty of time to walk to Hillsborough.

The Boro were unchanged, although we’d added another centre-half to the bench with Lenihan joining Fry and Edmundson. I doubt that he was fully fit, but Carrick has a habit of including injured players to keep them involved.

We started well with Azaz finishing off a neat passing move after ten minutes and then Hackney winning a pen midway through the half. After Conway’s injury time spot-kick winner against Plymouth I had high hopes of him putting us two up. Unfortunately, the keeper guessed correctly on this occasion and kept Wednesday in the game.

We struggled in the second half, and it was no surprise when Wednesday equalised. Carrick tried a short-term reshuffle, moving Howson into midfield and pushing Hackney up into the ten role. That didn’t achieve anything and with a minute to go a failure to clear a cross enabled Sheff Wed to score a deserved winner. Conway had a chance in added time to snatch a point but hit the bar from close range.

It was another poor performance on a day when play-off rivals Bristol City and Coventry both lost. Ironically those results meant that we were in no worse a position than we had been when we kicked off. With two games remaining, two wins will be sufficient to reach the play-offs. Two wins. Surely that can’t be beyond us?

Easington Colliery Welfare v Shotton Comrades, Sunday 30th March 2025, 10.30am

April 10, 2025

This was a good day. I popped around to my Mam’s early on and then took in a Sunday league game. The afternoon was spent arseing around in the garden whilst the dog chomped on a bone that consisted of most of a cow’s pelvis. In the evening Jen and I called into the Sun Inn where I had a couple of pints of banked Bass before moving on to the Social Club, which is probably better described as upstairs at KU Bar, to see John Bramwell.

There wasn’t a big crowd, but everyone sat quietly and listened whilst he ran through a mix of really old stuff, Kloot standards and some of his recent Harmonic Orchestra songs. It was the first of three Bramwell gigs over the next two and a half weeks.

The Sunday league game was in the Peterlee and District Premier Division and at Memorial Park, Easington. It’s the pitch next to the Colliery Welfare ground, which was the first place I saw a proper football game back in the autumn of 1973. There was a game going on simultaneously to the match I was watching, but I decided to ignore it and focus on my original choice.

Easington Colliery Welfare were taking on Shotton Comrades in a top versus bottom of the table clash. It was a cold but sunny morning and as I stood and looked across the pitch towards the sea, it made me appreciate how good it is to be in England in the Spring and that there’s beauty in what might be considered some of the less likely North East of England locations.

Easington were in blue and white with Shotton in a maroon and black kit. There were around thirty spectators, mainly older blokes, perhaps keen to get out of the house. A couple of WAGs sat on the grass near to the Shotton subs and coaches and there were a few younger blokes on the far side who had already cracked open the lager cans.

The difference between top and bottom of the table was noticeable with a steady flow of goals from Easington. It was a good-natured game though and Shotton kept their heads up. Their keeper had a decent game, and the final score could easily have been a lot higher without his efforts.

With fifteen minutes to go, and after having a discreet word with the captains, the ref blew for full-time early. Thirteen-one was enough, I suppose, and it freed up some time for those heading off for Mother’s Day activities.

Millom ARLFC v Normanton Knights, Saturday 24th August 2024, 2.30pm

November 14, 2024

As we’d now reached the weekend, Krankenhaus was well under way. It’s the fourth time that the festival has been held and Jen and I have been fortunate enough to attend them all. Harry and Isla were also there two years ago and came in with us and Soph on the Friday afternoon this time.

It’s a chilled, friendly atmosphere and I’ve little inclination these days to attend any festivals that are bigger or rowdier.

Highlight of the Friday was Sea Power’s set. But it always is. Whilst the other bands were decent, I’d be happy if the three-day festival comprised of nothing more than a single Sea Power performance each day. There’s enough going on to fill my time in Muncaster Castle and on a Saturday afternoon there’s always some football on somewhere.

I popped in pre-match on the Saturday and watched a Hector Gannet lunchtime set whilst Harry was still in bed before returning to the house to pick him up and drive south to Millom.

We were there to watch a football game in the West Lancashire league, but on arrival there was already a crowd of around four hundred watching a rugby league game on an adjacent pitch. Millom Amateur Rugby League Club contends to be the oldest rugby league club in the world. I’ve no reason to doubt their claim, particularly as my knowledge of the support is so limited that this was the first ever fixture that I’d seen live.

A little research revealed that the game was in the sixth tier of English rugby which is Division Two of the National Conference. Millom were fighting to avoid the drop to Division Three and badly needed a win against visitors Normanton Knights.

Harry plays Union for Stockton and found the six-tackle League format interesting. It means you have to concentrate more when watching as you need to know how close the attacking side is to the six-tackle limit.

I’m not sure all of the crowd were counting the tackles, as a lot were focusing on their pints and the socialising that comes with a big game on a Bank Holiday weekend. Others were watching from their houses across the road, which gave a great view of the match from their front gardens and upstairs windows.

It was all very good natured on the pitch despite the relegation fears and an even first half ended with the sides level at twelve points each. Normanton went ahead in the second half before Millom took control and ran in three tries for a 30-18 win that kept their hopes of avoiding the drop alive.

Middlesbrough v Coventry City, Monday 1st January 2024 3pm

June 5, 2024

I don’t usually drink at all if I’m driving but with an invitation to join Tom and his mate Murgy pre-match in the Riverside fanzone I brought dry January to an end fourteen hours into the month. Mind you, I’m not entirely convinced that a single pint of 3.8% Theakston’s Best Bitter is sufficient to count.

Harry and Alistair were with me and as we chatted to Paddy and his missus, we discovered that their granddaughter was in Harry’s class at school. Small world.

Pre-match conversation centred around the injuries, as it so often does. We also had the international call ups for the African Cup of Nations and the Asia Cup to add a further disruption to team selection.

Josh Coburn put us a goal up after a spell of sustained pressure. He’s looking a handful for defenders these days and has a nice trick of grabbing them but making it look like they are fouling him. Some refs fall for it. Rogers looked good again and seems to have gained the confidence to run laterally with the ball if there was nothing on ahead of him. I think he’s probably our best option at ten, although when Crooks is fit I’d like him back in somewhere too.

Coventry equalised soon after we had scored and then notched another two in the second half when we weren’t nearly as good as before the break. I think a lot of the players are tired and there’s little prospect of rotation with the current absentee list. Ali wasn’t impressed with the result and reminded Harry and I on the way out that he’s still a Man City fan. Hopefully we’ll get a few returning players and a couple of new signings in January to turn the corner and convert him.

Blyth Town v Bedlington Terriers, Tuesday 26th December 2023, 3pm

May 31, 2024

For my second Boxing Day game I headed north for an hour or so to Blyth. I was there early enough to be able to leave the car outside the Gateway Park ground. With plenty of time to kick-off I made my way through a housing estate and followed a beck until I reached the sea.

It was busy, with people walking their dogs and strolling along the promenade. You have to stroll on a promenade, it’s compulsory.

With kick-off approaching I retraced my steps and handed over the six quid for admission. I was soon relieved of another two pounds for a raffle. I’m not really sure why I bother as the only thing I’ve ever won at one of these games is a trucker’s cap advertising engine oil. Maybe I should re-train as a lorry driver to get some use out of it.

Gateway Park has a small seventy-seater covered stand and I was there early enough to nab a seat before most of the crowd had left the clubhouse. There was a smaller adjoining standing area for latecomers with others lining the pitch perimeter and many of the two-hundred plus crowd nursing pints that seemed out of place on a cold winter’s afternoon.

Home side Blyth Town are a fairly recently established club, dating back to 1995. I had a look in the online programme and they had only made it into the Northern League around three seasons ago. The visitors, Bedlington Terriers, have a more illustrious history. They’ve been around for the past eighty years or so and hit a purple patch around the millennium when they won five Northern League Division One titles on the trot.

This fixture was in the Second Division and both sides were handily placed for promotion with Blyth in second place and Bedlington just one spot behind them. They both trailed leaders Newcastle Blue Star by a single point.

There weren’t many chances in the first half and the most excitement came whenever a wayward shot ended up in the car park. As I’d bought out the insurance excess on my hire car I had little skin in that game other, I suppose, than the inconvenience of having to have a windscreen replaced before driving home.

At the break I wandered into the clubhouse and had a look around. For a club with a short history, Blyth had a lot of trophies on display. As I bought a Bovril the bloke next to me let me know, with some delight, that Blyth Spartans were winning at South Shields three divisions up. Clearly there isn’t much of a local rivalry between the Blyth clubs, or at least not as far as that fella was concerned.

Blyth took the lead not long after the re-start with a strong header at the back post. They doubled their lead on seventy minutes with what may well have been intended to be another header but looked as if it might well have actually bounced off someone’s back.

The trusted tactic of a lofted ball into the box paid off for a third time with a cleaner headed connection as the clock ran down. The goal sealed the win for Blyth and opened up a gap between the teams in the battle for a top two spot.

Ossett United v Sheffield FC, Friday 22nd December 2023, 7.45pm

May 21, 2024

This was a game between old and new. Ossett United were formed in 2018 as a merger between Ossett Town and Ossett Albion whilst Sheffield is the world’s oldest football club and dates back to 1857. Apparently, it was just a weekly kickabout amongst themselves as married v singles until nearby Hallam got their act together to provide some opposition. I like that they are just Sheffield with no need for a suffix such as United or Wednesday. Just Sheffield, the Sheffield Football Club.

I parked a few yards away from Ossett’s Ingfield stadium in front of some shops. It was nine pounds, fifty to get in with another couple of quid for the raffle and then a fiver for a coffee and a decent pork pie.

There weren’t any programmes, either paper or digital, despite there being a programme shop that now owed its existence to the backlog of unsold old stock that they had. I suspect that it gets regularly topped up as people clear their lofts.  It’s a shame in some ways that programmes seem to be disappearing, but time moves on, and I doubt that there’s much content that isn’t readily available online. There were some team sheets available for a donation and so I took one of them even though I could have looked on Twitter for the team news.

I sat down in the main covered stand behind one of the goals to eat my pie and watch the keeper warm up. The goalie coach seemed to think that it was shooting practice for his own benefit and blasted most of his efforts into the corners where the keeper couldn’t get anywhere near them. They’d have been better off staying in the dressing room.

The ground is a lot older than its current tenants and there were smaller covered standing areas to my left and at the opposite end, with some open terracing in front of the clubhouse on my right.

There was a decent turnout, which was eventually announced as 326. Quite a few of the lads who were wearing Santa hats and stood in front of the club house looked as if they had been on the drink all day. With the fixture taking place on Black Eye Friday, it’s fairly likely that they will have been.

There was plenty of singing, although the most effort went into joining in with the pre-match and half-time music. Unsurprisingly, Fairytale of New York was popular. I suppose a sentimental song is always going to be blasted out when the singer has just died, and you’ve been downing Jaeger bombs since midday.

It was a classic mid-table encounter with visitors Sheffield, in a red and black kit, in fourteenth place in the eighth-tier Northern Premier League, Division One East table. Ossett in light and dark blue kit were one place behind them. I noticed a few home fans were wearing the old yellow and black colours of the defunct Ossett Town.

Sheffield applied the pressure early on, sending ball after ball into the box. It paid off after a quarter of an hour when someone eventually got on the end of one to put them a goal up. A second goal from a header on the half-hour meant that the teams went in at half-time with Sheffield two ahead.

Ossett looked better in the second half and missed a couple of decent chances to get a foothold in the game but were hit on the break and eventually found themselves four-nil down. The evening finished with a last-minute back-post volley for an Ossett consolation that finally gave the local kids something football-related to sing about.