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Superstars v Hungry Lions, Sunday 15th March 2015, 1.30pm

April 17, 2015

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As we were driving north towards the Jeppes Reef border post between Swaziland and South Africa I noticed a match taking place in the field to our right. There were signs for Mkhuzweni High School and so I presume the pitch was something to do with that. We had plenty of time and so I thought I’d stop for a look.

View from behind the goal.

View from behind the goal.

My yardstick as to whether something is a proper game rather than a kickabout is whether there are linesmen or not. This one had them, but the grass down one side of the pitch was so long that you could only see that particular fella from the knees up.

Note the length of the grass behind them.

Note the length of the grass behind them.

The subs and coaches were sheltering under separate trees and after taking a few photos I wandered over to have a word. One bloke introduced himself as the boss of Superstars, the team in the red. He went on to clarify that he was the owner of the team, not just the manager and then tried to tap me up for sponsorship. One thousand, five hundred rand would buy ten pairs of boots. Maybe one of the players already had a pair.

Superstars dugout.

Superstars dugout.

I noticed that one of his subs was in bare feet and so gave him the hundred and fifty rand that would apparently buy him a pair. There weren’t many spectators, but maybe they had been on the receiving end of ‘sponsorship‘ requests in the past. One fella was sat in the back of his pick up, but everyone else could very well have been with the teams.

The main stand.

The main stand.

It seemed that the boss of the Superstars had been paying more attention to his business development duties than the activities on the pitch as whilst he was able to tell me that the opposition were the Hungry Lions, he wasn’t sure what the score was. Oh, well.

View from the side.

View from the side.

With a few hours drive ahead of us, we took the opportunity to move on fairly sharpish before my wallet got any lighter.

 

Mbabane Highlanders v Royal Leopards, Sunday 15th March 2015, 10am

April 8, 2015

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Jen and I had been spending the weekend at the Mlilwane Wildlife Sanctuary in Swaziland and with the football game I had in mind not starting until ten we had time to go for a walk beforehand. Swaziland is hot and humid at this time of year and so our 6am start made it a lot more enjoyable.

There was a seven kilometre trail that looped around a lake and so we just followed that. Early on we got up close enough to a bok that I could probably have touched it if I’d wanted. Fiddling with the wildlife is frowned upon by the authorities though and so I just stared it out.

Later on, as we walked by the edge of the lake we got within a few feet of a crocodile. Not quite close enough to touch it, but I was fine with that. It seemed less impressed with us than vice-versa and submerged all bar its nostrils under the water.

Somewhere should sell a plastic version for fish ponds.

Somewhere should sell a plastic version for fish ponds.

After checking out we headed for the Manzini Club in Mbabane for a game in the Premier Reserve League. It’s a newish competition, I think, intended to give more competitive action to the under twenties at the Premier League clubs.

There was a sign outside the gate stating that the Manzini Club was a members-only institution. I’m not really one for joining clubs, I was a junior member of Norton Cricket Club as a kid and signed up to Lyndhurst Working Mens Club a few years ago when working down by the New Forest. Even if either of those clubs had reciprocal arrangements with the Manzini Club, my memberships had long since lapsed.

Highlanders v Leopards

Highlanders v Leopards

In the end, it didn’t matter as there was nobody on the gate and we pulled into a car park behind one of the goals. The game had just kicked off and there was a policewoman watching from a few feet up a tree with her semi-automatic rifle was hanging from a branch nearby. Hopefully that would deter any potential car thieves.

There was a temporary stand to one side of the pitch and we joined the thirty or so people sitting along the one shaded row at the back. As the game went on a few more spectators arrived with most of them preferring to sit under the trees behind the goal at the car park end.

The Main Stand.

The Main Stand.

Leopards, in the blue strips, took the lead with a penalty midway through the first half and then added a second just before the break. At half-time the players didn’t use the dressing rooms but instead camped out under separate trees. Not surprisingly they were keen to get on with the game and it was only ten minutes before the second half started.

Half-time

Half-time

Whilst I was doing my best to keep up with play I was frequently distracted by Billy Casper in the Highlanders goal. He looked far too slight to be a keeper and his kit seemed on the large side for him. The Casper connection was enhanced by him swinging on the bar at one point.

His shirt didn’t help any hope he had of being taken seriously, with it turning brown about a third of the way down. It looked as if he had stuffed it down a drain the night before and then retrieved it on the way to the game.

Billy Casper

Billy Casper

The Highlanders fought back early in the second half, pulling one back when one of their players chased a long ball and poked it past the Leopards keeper. Two minutes later a diving header put them on level terms.

Leopards restored their lead with a quarter of an hour remaining via a twice-taken penalty and then spent the remaining fifteen minutes wasting as much time as possible. Their goalie was the worst culprit, probably because the ref couldn’t make him leave the field for treatment. He didn’t even need the ball to come near him to sustain an injury, dropping to the ground on two occasions when the action was in the other half.

Another penalty.

Another penalty.

Justice was done in the ninety-fourth minute when the Highlanders got their equaliser, again through a twice taken penalty. By this time I’d lost patience with the Leopards tactics and whilst I didn’t celebrate quite so enthusiastically as the Highlanders supporters around me, I was very happy to see them snatch a point.

 

 

Amatuks v Mpumalanga Black Aces, Saturday 28th February 2015, 3.30pm

March 23, 2015

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Jen and I make an effort to go somewhere each weekend. After all, what’s the point of working around the world if you don’t try and see as much of it as you can? Sometimes though, we don’t go very far and this weekend was one of those occasions.

There’s a nature reserve about half an hour away from where we live that we’ve stayed at a few times. We can hike on a morning and have a fire on an evening. Sometimes when we are hiking we stumble across interesting stuff like bones, warthog tusks or porcupine quills. During the hike this weekend we got luckier and found an ostrich egg. It was cold and abandoned, but we left it until the next morning to be sure.

From what I’ve heard, ostrich eggs can be difficult to open. I’ve read about people having to use a hacksaw on them. I kept it simple though and just hoyed it at a rock. We’d been hoping that there might have been a partly developed embryo inside, but disappointingly there was just yolk and albumen. Lots of it. Still, it exploded in such a satisfying way that I’d like to drop the next one from an upstairs window.

It was even better than smashing a telly.

It was even better than smashing a telly.

In the spare time between hiking and lighting fires we went to the match. The University of Pretoria team, Amatuks, were at home to Mpumalanga Black Aces in the Premier league and in keeping with the local nature of the weekend it wasn’t much more than half an hour‘s drive away.

Security was tight at Tuks Stadium, although they didn’t mind us taking bottles of coke and a camera in with us, items that we’ve had knocked back elsewhere. Jen noticed a cricket game taking place on a pitch behind one of the stands and by taking up residence in the media seats at the top of the stand we were able to reposition our stools to watch that game until the football started.

I couldn’t find out which teams were playing, but the two of us just about doubled their crowd. I kept missing wickets falling by being distracted by events on the football pitch, but I did see a bowler attempt to ‘Mankad‘ the non-striking batsman. Even though the batsman got away with it, the fuss might very well have unsettled his partner who was dismissed next ball.

Pretoria University cricket.

Pretoria University cricket.

When the football started we stayed in the media area. I’m rarely challenged if I’m somewhere that I’m not supposed to be and as there were more stools and desk space than reporters I felt that we weren’t doing any harm.

In fact we must have looked at home there as towards the end of the game a liaison person came over to advise us that the post-match interviewing of players and managers would take place in the tunnel. I had half a mind to nip down and pursue the Five Star on Going Live! style of questioning with them but reluctantly resisted the temptation.

All of the real reporters strolled up close to kick-off.  All that is except the bloke next to us who turned up twenty-five minutes after the game had started. He didn’t seem concerned to have missed Amatuks going a goal up and spent most of the remainder of the first half checking his emails.

View to the left.

View to the left.

There were a couple of players that stood out. For Amatuks it was their Ugandan striker Geoffrey Massa. He carried a bit of weight but made up for his lack of athleticism with his speed of thought.

The trouble was though that he didn’t make any allowances for those of his team mates without those extra yards in their heads and he would regularly thread passes through the Black Aces defence that his colleagues didn’t realise were going to happen until the chance had long gone.

View to the right.

View to the right.

For the visitors it was Zimbabwean Tendai Ndoro who made the biggest impression.  Initially that was more down to his haircut and sulky attitude than anything worthwhile but five minutes before half-time he calmly cancelled out Amatuks opening goal with an assured finish.

Haircut of the day.

Haircut of the day.

The highlight of the second half was the arrival of a  hundred or so Amatuks fans fresh from their team’s victory in the competition for reserve sides, the Multichoice Diski Challenge. I’d thought about going myself but it was a further hour or more drive away and so I’d settled for the local option.

Late arrivals.

Late arrivals.

Twelve minutes from time Amatuks clinched the win when Black Aces failed to clear the ball and some fella half volleyed home at the back post.

 

 

Maritzburg City v Amajuba United, Saturday 21st February 2015, 3pm

March 18, 2015

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A couple of months before Christmas Jen started running. Not in a Forrest Gump way that would have resulted in her being a few hundred miles away by now, but laps around the block. She’s stuck at it and as she can now run for ages without stopping, the next stage was try it out in an actual 10k race.

She picked one in Pietermaritzburg and so that’s where we went at the weekend. It was a big success. I watched the race from MacDonalds and in the time it took me to eat two breakfasts, Jen was finishing her run just outside of the prize money.

Pietermaritzburg 10k

Pietermaritzburg 10k

After the race we went for a hike at Albert Falls Dam. It was a choice made primarily because they have a camping ground where we were able to sneak into the showers, but it turned out to be a decent walk too. The animals were a bit more wary than they are at some places and we didn’t get too close to the wildebeest or zebra, but we got good views of a couple of fish eagles.

The smaller stuff was easier to look at. There were a few giant snails and plenty of grasshoppers. I’ve included a photo of a pair of grasshoppers mating, mainly so that I can tag it with ‘grasshopper porn’ and see what traffic it drives to the blog.

Grasshopper porn

Grasshopper porn

We saw some frogs too and one of them very kindly sat still whilst I stuck the camera about two inches from its face. I’m sure there’s some special macro setting or something for that sort of shot but, as with most things in life, I tend not to bother learning how do something properly and rely instead on just hoping for the best. I’ve found over the years that it’s a lot less effort and there’s usually minimal difference in the outcome.

A frog.

A frog.

Of course, as soon as I knew we were going to Pietermaritzburg for the weekend I put the effort in to look at the sporting options. They have a Premier League team, Maritzburg United, but they were playing away. There’s a team that plays in the third tier ABC Motsephe League though, Maritzburg City, and conveniently they were at home on the Saturday.

City play just outside of Pietermaritzburg at the Wadley Stadium in the Georgetown township. I wonder when the term ‘township‘ will be replaced by just ‘town‘? It sounds so much better, a bit like the way that streets in every new housing development in England are called things like Badger Glade or Honeysuckle Meadow even if they are sandwiched between the sewage works and an industrial estate.

Unusually for a lower league ground, Wadley Stadium appeared on the satnav and benefited from decent signposting. The twenty minute drive from the city centre took us through some fairly poor areas, although people seemed quite happy to let their goats and cows graze unattended by the side of the road or in the central reservation.

I presume that the fear of retribution from the local Mr Big was sufficient to deter people from flinging the odd ruminant into the back of their pick-up and speeding off.

View from the main stand.

View from the main stand.

Wadley Stadium was just what I look for in a ground. For a start, it was where it was supposed to be. It also had brick terracing to a couple of sides and a decent backdrop, this time houses up in the hills.

The game had just kicked off when we got there and there were already three or four hundred people watching, mainly from the top couple of terracing steps down the side of the pitch and with some smaller groups behind the goal to our left. There was also some tiered seating opposite for those people who didn’t want the background of the hills.

Fans behind the goal.

Fans behind the goal.

Maritzburg City were in blue, with their opponents in yellow and it was Amajuba who applied the early pressure. It didn’t count for much though as ten minutes in a ball over the top was stroked home by a City striker to put the home side a goal up.

The Amajuba keeper didn’t inspire a lot of confidence. It wasn’t so much his shot stopping, as he didn’t have too many shots to stop, it was more his general unorthodoxy. For example, when receiving backpasses he would flick the ball up into the air and then welly it downfield on the volley.

He might be ahead of his time but I tend to think that if his favoured method of distribution was any good then we’d see the professional keepers doing it on the telly every week.

View to the right.

View to the right.

Half an hour in it started to rain and so we got back in the car and took advantage of the parking area behind one of the goals. It reminded me of the days when those disability cars would park pitchside. In particular, I thought back to the play-off second leg at Stamford Bridge in ’88. I’m sure there were cars on the semi-circle of grass behind the goal at the Shed end. Can you imagine that these days? Although it would be a handy place for Jose to park the bus when he didn’t need it on the pitch.

We got to half-time without any further goals and in torrential rain Maritzburg ran for the dressing room whilst Amajuba had to make do with a minibus to our right.

The main stand.

The main stand.

When the second half resumed the subs for both sides remained exactly where they were, leaving a couple of lines of empty chairs at the side of the pitch. The ball boys had no desire to be outside in that weather either and so the fourth official was forced to do a lap of the pitch every now and again to do their jobs for them.

With a quarter of an hour to go Amajuba managed to squeeze the ball in at the City keeper’s near post prompting a mass celebration of Klinsmann dives. It was certainly appropriate in the conditions but it’s not something you’d expect to see too often on an artificial pitch.

As the game drew to a close the puddles on the pitch grew larger. There’s no way that the match would have started with the surface in that state but if the ref had called it off at that stage he probably have been strung up by the players.

After an hour of rain.

After an hour of rain.

Bang on ninety minutes Maritzburg got the winner, prompting an even bigger celebration than we’d seen earlier. This one involved fellas with umbrellas charging onto the pitch and a blast of car horns from what was now a full car park behind the goal.

At that point the rain eased up, allowing the ref to add a few minutes of injury time that would have been unthinkable in the earlier conditions. We even got the subs and ball-boys making a sheepish re-appearance.

 

Western Spurs v Sorento Bucs, Sunday 15th February 2015, 1pm

March 14, 2015

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After watching the closing stages of the morning game at Swakopmund Sports Centre Jen and I had driven into town to have a look around. Apparently the architecture is very German influenced but as I’m not expert on that sort of thing I’ll have to take their word for it.

One thing I was sure about though was that there were camels in Swakopmund. This surprised me as I’d assumed that they were more of a northern african thing. Perhaps someone just bought a few for the back garden on the basis that with all the sand Namibia has then they’d feel perfectly at home.

Swokopmund camels.

Swokopmund camels.

We stopped for something to eat at a hotel where we spotted a german couple that we had noticed in at least two of the places that we’d stayed earlier on the trip. I suppose that’s how it works with everyone using the same hotel review sites prior to booking.

In a nod to home I had a warthog parmo for lunch, or a schnitzel, which I suppose is near enough. It was certainly better than the ones I’ve had in Teesside although I suspect that may have been due to the quality of the ingredients and cooking rather than the warthog. Even so, I can’t imagine it replacing chicken or pork in the Norton High Street take-aways.

As we drove out of town after lunch on the way back to Walvis Bay I stopped at the Sports Centre on a whim, just on the off-chance that another game might be taking place. It’s not that unusual for a pitch to be well utilised on a weekend. As it happened, there were players on the pitch and so we parked the car.

Second game of the day.

Second game of the day.

We took up seats on the other side of the pitch this time and whilst the fella next to us on the raised platform was able to tell us that the score was one each, he struggled with the team names.

Fortunately the fourth official was only a few feet away and he was able to confirm that Western Spurs were taking on Sorento Bucs in another Erango regional second division game. He was also able to tell us that there was half an hour remaining and that Western Spurs were in blue, whilst Sorento Bucs wore yellow. I should have asked him what the story was with the camels.

The Bucs bench.

The Bucs bench.

The respective managers were good value for money, although with it being free to get in I’m not sure that’s necessarily the right term. The Sorento Bucs boss had a hat that Malcolm Allison would have been proud of, whilst the Western Spurs gaffer went the other way, deciding that bothering with shoes and socks was one distraction too many.

The Spurs bench.

The Spurs bench.

The play was end to end, with both teams seeming to fancy their chances of clinching the win. It was Spurs who pulled it off though when a cross from the right was nodded home ten minutes from time. We could have stayed on for a third game of the day, but the lure of the Boro’s game with Arsenal being on the telly had us heading back to Walvis Bay at the final whistle.

The two Swakopmund matches took the total for the ten day Namibian trip to five football games and a cricket match. I’d been confident of seeing football in Windhoek but the last two games were a definite bonus.

Namibia is a country that’s well worth a visit and with us not having got to the Skeleton coast or Etosha National Park on this trip, we’ve got every excuse to return.

 

 

Buffaloes v United Stars, Sunday 15th February 2015, 10.30am

March 11, 2015

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One week on from the matches in Windhoek, we caught our next Namibian game over on the east coast in Swakopmund. We’d travelled a fair distance in that time, driving south to Fish River Canyon, then across to Luderitz, then back up to Walvis Bay via Sossuslvei  on the east coast.

Fish River Canyon was spectacular. We stayed on the edge and were able to hike along the top in the early morning before it got too hot. We were also driven down to the bottom where the lack of rain meant that the river had dried to no more than a number of rock pools. The fish that were concentrated within these were happy to share our crisps with us.

We were over a hundred kilometres  from the nearest town and with the lack of artificial light it’s the best place I’ve been for looking at the stars.

Fish River Canyon

Fish River Canyon

After the canyon we headed west to the port town of Luderitz. Whilst the drive through the desert was impressive, Luderitz itself was less so. It was windy with not a lot going on, although we did drive past a ‘ghost town’ where an abandoned mining settlement had been left to the encroaching sand dunes.

Part of the ghost town.

Part of the ghost town.

From Luderitz we drove a few hours north to Sossuslvei to see some even bigger sand dunes. We arrived in the evening and went straight out into the desert where the highlight was spotting a couple of jackals.

He blends in pretty well.

He blends in pretty well.

Next morning we were up at four to watch the sun come up over the dunes. We stayed away from the organised tour and after parking up ignored the paths and just wandered off by ourselves. We climbed a couple of dunes, pausing to look at the tracks. Sometimes you’d see where a mouse had crossed the path of a lizard, sometimes a bird had brought the evidence of it having been there to an end by taking off.

There were bigger tracks too of various boks and what was probably a jackal. Maybe one of the ones that we’d seen the previous evening.

Early morning.

Early morning.

Walking down the sand dunes was much more fun than going up as you could sink your feet in a few inches and just let the shifting sand carry you down.

Still early morning.

Still early morning.

An hour or so after sunrise it was already too hot for wandering around and having left our tracks for the next visitor we resumed our journey north.

The next stop was Walvis Bay. It was ok, but nothing special compared with Sossuslvei. It had a few thousand flamingos which are always good for a bit of entertainment and a salt works which was less so.

You don't often see one flying.

You don’t often see one flying.

We then had a drive up the coast to Swakopmund and that’s where we stumbled across a third tier, Erongo region second division game at the Swakopmund Sports Centre.

Buffaloes in green were taking on United Stars in white and green. Green is a popular football colour in Africa. I asked around and learned that we had arrived halfway through the second half with Buffaloes leading 3-2.

United Stars clear their lines.

United Stars clear their lines.

There were around a hundred spectators or so lining the pitch. Some had seats on an four level stepped bench, others just sat along the side on whatever was available.

The main stand.

The main stand.

We found a space near to one of the corner flags which gave us a close up view of a linesman with a large square hole in his shorts. I’m surprised that he hadn’t patched it with a FIFA badge. Most of the officials in Africa seem to have one.

View from down the side.

View from down the side.

The standard was better than I expected, although after watching Cowdenbeath play at New Year everything looks decent in comparison. United Stars put the pressure on in the closing minutes but couldn’t get past the Buffaloes goalie.

Twenty-odd minutes after we’d arrived it was all over and we continued into the town centre for some lunch.

 

UNAM FC v Touch and Go, Sunday 8th February 2015, 2pm

March 11, 2015

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Most of the football teams in the Namibian Premier League are based in Windhoek. That’s not surprising as most Namibians are based in Windhoek. The geographical imbalance meant that Jen and I got the chance to see another game on the Sunday before we headed south in the direction of the Fish River Canyon.

In theory we could have seen two games at the University of Namibia Stadium. There was a match between Rebels and Julinho Sporting Club scheduled for noon followed by the UNAM FC v Touch and Go fixture straight afterwards at two o’clock. We got there at 11:30am only to find the ticket windows unmanned and to be told by a steward that they would open ‘just now’.

View from outside.

View from outside.

‘Just now’ is about as vague as it gets over here. ‘Now now’ is the expression for imminently, whilst ‘just now’ could mean anything from ten minutes to next week.

Forty five minutes later the window opened and we bought our thirty dollar (£1.70) tickets. The latest advice was that a game would start at half past twelve and this was backed up by the information on the ticket. It’s a shame that nobody had mentioned it to the newspapers.

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The stand appeared to have been constructed from chipboard, but at least it had a roof. I was prepared to risk it disintegrating to get a bit of shade though. There weren’t many people in there early on but the crowd swelled to around a hundred or so eventually.

Perhaps someone had been expecting more people to turn up as there were a dozen baton wielding security men lining the gravel running track. Still, I suppose you never know what japes students will get up to next.

View across the chipboard stand.

View across the chipboard stand.

Half past twelve came and went without any sign of the players. Eventually the UNAM team appeared for a warm-up with the obligatory university team nickname ‘Clever Boys’ on their training tops.

The game finally started at two o’clock, which I suppose is just as the newspaper stated. It was the cancellation of the noon game beforehand and the misinformation about the actual start time that was so frustrating. We could have stayed at the cricket had we known that nothing would happen until mid-afternoon.

View to the right.

View to the right.

UNAM were in white with red shorts whilst Touch and Go were in yellow and maroon hoops. Anyway, Touch and Go? Who would name a team something like that? Jimmy Savile?

View to the left.

View to the left.

The pitch was in poor condition, although I suppose the Namibian climatic combination of strong sunshine and infrequent but heavy rain isn’t really conducive to a Wembley standard pitch. Maybe the university should offer a groundsman degree and get those students to spend their days looking after the grass.

Early action.

Early action.

Watching the two o’clock game hadn’t really been in our plans as we needed to get on the road, but there was no way that I was going to hang around for two and a half hours without seeing some football and so we stayed for the first fifteen minutes. Nothing worth mentioning happened and we left with the game goalless. I checked afterwards and and learned that Touch and Go had won three-nil.

 

Citizens v Blue Waters, Saturday 7th February 2015, 3.45pm

February 27, 2015

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The second of the four matches billed to take place at the Sam Nujoma Stadium featured Windhoek’s Citizens against Blue Waters from Walvis Bay on the west coast. As we had nothing planned for the afternoon and it would have been madness to give up seats in the shade, Jen and I decided to stay where we were for a second ninety minutes of football.

Most of the spectators from the first game remained in their seats too and we were joined by a handful of new arrivals. I’ve no idea if they were fans of the two teams, although I’ve an inkling that most were just looking for a way to idle away an hour and a half.

The view to our right.

The view to our right.

A glance around the remainder of the stadium revealed security that struck me as being a little over the top for the circumstances. In the far corner I could see a guard patrolling the perimeter fence whilst twirling a baton. I couldn’t really imagine that anyone would be so desperate to get in for free that he’d be forced to clock them one.

Even if anyone did manage to evade security, they would still have to contend with a moat. A moat! What next? Cauldrons of boiling oil? In reality the moat did nothing more than make the lives of the ball boys even more of a misery that the thirty odd degree heat warranted. I’m convinced one or two of the smaller ones will still be stuck at the bottom of it.

This one looked like he'd had enough.

This one looked like he’d had enough.

Citizens were in yellow and blue whilst Blue Waters sported an all white kit. I noticed that both keepers were wearing number sixteen shirts. Is this some sort of trend? I remember Bartez wearing sixteen, so maybe he started it off.  I wouldn’t have thought that the former France goalie was famous enough for lads in Namibia to want to emulate him. Maybe he’s been cleaning out his loft and sending his old shirts to Africa.

Blue Waters opened the scoring a few minutes in when a ball that was pulled back into the six yard box was turned into his own net by a Citizens defender.

The physio was more glamorous than they usually are.

The physio was more glamorous than they usually are.

The equaliser came shortly before half time when a Citizen’s midfielder waltzed through the away defence and planted the ball beyond one of the Bartezes. He didn’t celebrate though, preferring instead to quickly gather the ball and sprint back to the centre circle as if his team were three goals down.

I can only presume that being level was somewhat of an embarrassment to the hosts and that by this stage of the game they had expected to be a few goals ahead.

Five minutes later Citizens took the lead that they regarded as their right after someone hit the post and then tucked away the rebound. They allowed themselves a celebration on this occasion.

Meanwhile, the big hole hadn't got any bigger.

Meanwhile, the big hole in the terracing hadn’t got any bigger.

At half time I had a wander into the lower tier of our stand and was surprised to see another hundred fans or so, although I had no idea which, if either, of the teams they were supporting.

Blue Waters made it two each not long after the restart, squeezing the ball from a tight angle between the other Bartez and his near post. That was it in terms of goals, although we did get a red card in the final few minutes when one of the visiting defenders said something to the referee that I suspect he may have later regretted.

Jen and I decided against staying for a third game as it was time for something to eat and drink. Just as well really, as when I checked the papers the next day the other two games listed didn’t take place. I wasn’t at all surprised.

 

 

Civics v Eleven Arrows, Saturday 7th February 2015, 1.15pm

February 24, 2015

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Last year I booked flights and hotels in Morocco to coincide with the final week of the African Cup of Nations. As you may remember, the Moroccan authorities were less than enthusiastic about the prospect of thousand of visitors at the height of the Ebola outbreak and so they decided to just sack the whole thing off.

CAF moved the tournament to Equatorial Guinea despite having previously booted them out of the competition for fielding ineligible players. It’s a country that I only became aware of  as a consequence of Mark Thatcher’s role in an attempted coup ten years or so ago. According to him, he initially thought he was funding an air ambulance rather than a crack team of mercenaries.  Easy mistake to make I suppose, if I drop a pound in a collecting tin I never check where it ends up.

I doubt I’ve given Equatorial Guinea a thought since then and whilst coup-worthy it may be, but it didn’t look like an ideal holiday destination. We changed our plans and headed for Namibia instead.

The trip began with a couple of nights in Windhoek where we picked up a Toyota Landcruiser from a local car hire place. I don’t think they realised that we had accommodation booked as there was enough gear loaded into the back to enable us to be self-sufficient for a month. Not only that, but we had a tent on the roof. I’m not sure which animals it was intended to provide an escape from, but it would have made us a nice height for a giraffe attack.

It would probably have flapped about a bit.

It would probably have flapped about a bit.

There was a market outside of our hotel where some of the stalls were run by Himba women. You might have heard of them, they are the ones who wander around Namibia with their knockers out and mud smeared all over them.

They managed to sell me far more tat than they’d have done if they’d kept their shirts on so it’s a worthwhile sales ploy, although I can’t imagine it catching on at Stockton Market. Mind you, there are probably some hipster parts of London where locals dress like that when nipping out on their penny farthing for a bowl of coco pops.

I didn't know where to look.

I didn’t know where to look.

I’d been checking out the football fixtures in the days prior to our arrival but they were being changed even more frequently than those in South Africa. It’s a constant source of irritation to find dates and venues switched a day or two before the game or even cancelled without any notice. I used to think we had it bad in England with Sky dictating changes six weeks or so before matches but I’d happily settle for that these days.

The latest mishap to hit Namibian football was the temporary closure of the Independence Stadium in Windhoek. That resulted in the cancelling of a game to which I had collected tickets just that morning and a subsequent reshuffling of the fixtures that, according to the press, would mean four back-to-back Saturday games at the Sam Nujoma stadium.

Watching four games in a row is a bit much even for me, but I was hoping that the heavy schedule would increase the chances of at least one of them actually happening. Jen and I found the stadium easily enough, although it took us a while to find the way in. The tickets cost thirty Namibian dollars, which is around £1.70. Not bad for a proposed four games.

The ticket office and turnstile.

The ticket office and turnstile.

One of the first things we noticed was a big hole in the concrete terracing opposite. I’d read about it in the paper that morning and the blame had been placed on heavy rain. The Namibian FA got a bit narky as well when questioned about it and whilst if I’d have been their press officer I wouldn’t have been able to resist telling the media that “We are looking into it”, the real spokesman went into a rant about journalists publishing negative stories. Maybe he had a point.  In a town full of nudey women there are better things to focus on.

It must have been some rainstorm.

It must have been some rainstorm.

Not surprisingly there weren’t any fans on the side of the ground with the hole. Actually there weren’t many more in the main covered stand where we were. It was early days though and with potentially four games over the next eight hours perhaps people were pacing themselves.

View from the VIP seats.

View from the VIP seats.

So, the game. Eleven Arrows, in a yellow strip with a very eighties pinstripe, opened the scoring after ten minutes. The Civics keeper chose to let a free-kick floated in to him to bounce off his chest rather than catching it and a somewhat surprised striker headed it straight back past him.

The away lead lasted only until a Civics fella found himself unmarked at the away back post and planted his header into an empty net. The subsequent double somersault celebration was far more impressive than the finish.

The score stayed level until five minutes from time when Eleven Arrows clinched victory with the third headed goal of the game. It was another floated free-kick into the box, but this time a striker got his head on it before the keeper had a chance to chest it out.

Goalmouth action.

Goalmouth action.

Events concluded with an Arrows sub taking so long to tie up his socks that the ref blew for full-time before he could get on to the pitch. He still ran on to join in the celebrations and post-match huddle as if he hadn’t spent the afternoon with his feet up on the bench. I was hoping he’d get Man of the Match. It’s likely he was hoping so too.

For what it’s worth the result was of little consequence, with both teams drifting in mid-table.

 

Durban Warriors v Gqikazi All Stars, Saturday 17th January 2015, 2pm

February 17, 2015

1 opening shot

There’s not much football going on in South Africa at the moment. The top two divisions are taking a break in the run up to the African Cup of Nations and so I planned a trip to Durban to coincide with the quarter finals of the reserve league‘s Multi-Choice Diski Challenge. I know, but you have to be somewhere. However, as soon as I’d booked the flights and hotel, the South African FA decided to move the fixtures back a fortnight. Thanks fellas.

Fortunately I’m getting more familiar with the regional third tier games in the ABC Motsephe League and I worked out that we could get along to the Durban Warriors v Gqikazi All Stars clash at the practice pitch next to the Moses Mabhida stadium.

We very nearly didn’t get to Durban at all. Jen had picked up an expired passport instead of her current one and we didn’t discover the mistake until we were about to board. It wasn’t as if it had recently expired either, no, it ran out in 1989. Not only that, but it wasn’t even in the name on her ticket.

We thought that rather than just head for home we might as well try to get on the flight and even though Jen drew their attention to the situation, they surprisingly had little interest and were happy for us to board. Result. We were off to the seaside. Hopefully with equally lax security on the way back.

The view from the hotel balcony.

The view from the hotel balcony.

The game wasn’t until the afternoon and so we took the opportunity to spend a couple of hours in the morning wandering around the Kenneth Stainbank Nature Reserve. They have a few marked hiking trails and we just about got around them all. As a bonus, they had monkeys, which is almost always a good thing.

The zebras were easier to photograph.

The zebras were easier to photograph.

After lunch we set off for the Moses Mabhida stadium. We’d been before, for last year’s Nedbank Cup final, and it’s one of my favourite modern grounds. The arch is a bit of a gimmick but it fits well with the opening at one end and if you approach from that direction it’s an impressive sight.

We struggled to find the practice pitch at first and none of the people around the stadium had any idea of its existence, never mind its whereabouts. Eventually, after plenty of back tracking we spotted it in the distance. It has to be three hundred yards from the main stadium and associating them seems tenuous at best to me.

It's a decent backdrop.

It’s a decent backdrop.

All the wandering around meant that we that we missed the first twenty minutes of the game including an opening goal for the home side. We caught the equaliser as we were arriving though, albeit from about fifty yards down the road.

It would be a push to describe the practice pitch as a ‘stadium’ as three sides had nothing more than a fence. On the fourth was a building that presumably housed the changing rooms and the lawn mower, but had nothing more for spectators other than a single bench seat running along part of its length.

I suppose you could call it the main stand.

I suppose you could call it the main stand.

There were around fifty people watching and the only available seating was next to the three subs for the away team. That was good enough for us and allowed us to observe their manager at close range. He didn’t issue much in the way of advice to his team, perhaps because his movements were restricted by his Stoke City away shirt that was a good few sizes too small.

Durban Warriors were in green with a Spar supermarket logo that I imagine might have scuppered a few shirt sales, whilst Gqikazi wore yellow. There weren’t any further goals in the first half and when the whistle blew for the break we considerately moved away from the subs bench in case any of the players wanted to sit down.

Meanwhile, on the pitch...

Meanwhile, on the pitch…

Nothing of note happened in the second half until a quarter of an hour before the end when the home number ten hit a shot from thirty yards out and close to the right touchline. Or at least I think it was the number ten. It was hard to tell as he was instantly mobbed by his team-mates after a shot that was far too fast and high for the keeper dipped at the last moment to graze both crossbar and upright on its way into the top corner.

Fantastic. It was one of those goals that reminds you of exactly why we bother going to the match. Everyone jumped in the air, including, I suspect, a few who weren’t even supporting Durban. Whatever else was going on in the world was momentarily eclipsed.

View from down the side.

View from down the side.

Durban almost added a third at the death when one of their strikers chested down a cross field pass and stroked it past the keeper from close range. It wasn’t to be though, as the trigger happy lino had his flag up even before it reached the net. I was pleased in a way as that second goal deserved to be the last word.

Just in case any of you were worried, Durban airport was just as relaxed about out of date passports in the wrong name as Johannesburg was and so we made it home without any fuss.