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KFC Komarno II v FK Slovan Duslo Sala, Sunday 26th October 2025, 1.30pm

December 2, 2025

I’m currently working remotely for three weeks each month. That means I can indulge myself every now and then by travelling to see some football outside of the UK. This trip centred around a fortnight in Budapest. It’s a place that may more usually be the subject of a weekend break, but I quite like the idea of spending a bit more time in one location. My plan was to tick off another couple of countries where I’ve seen a game and so the day after we arrived in Hungary, Jen and I drove north to Slovakia.

I’d earmarked a game in Velke Ludince, a small town that, due to my concerns about being able to work out how to pay for toll roads online, was around two hours away. Once we were out of Budapest we travelled mainly through countryside on minor roads.

There were a lot of roadside memorials and a lot of cyclists. I’ve no idea if there was any correlation between those two observations. We arrived at the ground in good time, only to discover that the grass was four inches long and there was no sign of life. Oh well. It’s not the first time that I’ve found myself in that kind of situation.

Plan B was a third tier fixture half an hour away from Velke Ludince on the outskirts of Komarno. I wasn’t particularly confident of that game being on either as I hadn’t been able to find any conclusive confirmation on the social media of either team. Nevertheless, it was a better option than simply heading back to Budapest.

As we approached the ground, I found myself stuck behind a fire engine that I eventually realized was also heading for the game. I’m not sure how often a blaze breaks out at football these days but maybe there’s a pyro culture in the Slovakian lower leagues.

There were a couple of women stood behind a table at the entrance gate and, despite my lack of Slovak vocabulary, we were eventually able to establish that whatever they were selling wasn’t admission tickets and that it was free to both watch the game and park the car. We parked up and took seats in the main stand.

Hurbanavo Stadium is a picturesque ground, with trees on two sides and a church just behind. The woodland had resulted in a generous covering of leaves on the pitch. There was a smaller stand on the opposite side to us that was designated for visiting fans and some curved raised standing behind the goal to our left. It looked as if there had once been a running track around the playing area. A few picnic tables and some small sections of banked seating filled the space between our stand and the pitch. There was even a scoreboard to our right.

There was plenty of action in the first half with Komarno taking the lead after around twenty minutes or so from a stooped glancing header. It may very well have taken a deflection on the way in. Slovan Duslo drew level on the half-hour after Komarno failed to clear a floated free-kick into the box. The equalizer revealed that quite a few of the people sitting around us were away fans.

Komarno stepped up the pace a little in the remainder of the first half and added a couple more goals before the break. The first came from a shot from outside of the box that I felt the visiting keeper should have done better with. There wasn’t much that he could have done about Komarno’s third goal though. A diagonal run that ended with a shot cut back to the opposite corner left him wrong footed and gesturing at his defenders for not getting a tackle in earlier.

I’d noticed that food and drink were available from somewhere around the main stand as people kept returning to their seats with beer, coffee and snacks. At half-time Jen and I headed downstairs to a small café that had a selection of hot and cold food.

We didn’t really know what anything was, so just pointed. We ended up with some warm bread balls, the sort of thing that might have been garlic bread but turned out to be cheese flavoured. We also got some sort of pastry with, I think, jam in it.

I joined the away fans on the far side for a while in the second half. They seemed friendly enough and most had brought their own beer. None of them looked to have any pyro with them so it ended up as a quiet afternoon for the fire brigade.

The weather took a turn for the worse whilst I was on that side of the ground and in order to avoid the rain I spent longer over there than I’d planned. It meant that I was able to celebrate a Slovan Duslo goal with their fans when a low shot into the corner reduced the deficit to a single goal.

There were a few chances at either end in the final few minutes but none were taken and Komarno claimed the points with their three-two victory. It had been an enjoyable day out with Slovakia becoming the sixty-sixth country where I’ve watched a game of football.

Sheffield Wednesday v Middlesbrough, Wednesday 22nd October 2025, 8pm

December 1, 2025

I probably wouldn’t have bothered going to Sheff Wed, but I was keen to pick up the two priority points needed to move me to a higher band before the tickets for Oxford away went on sale. That said, it’s a simple enough drive and motivation is always easier when we are regularly winning games.

Sadly, Coventry had picked up six points in the days since we last played and they had replaced us at the top of the table. A win in this game would consolidate our top two position though and create a four-point gap to third placed Millwall.

The Boro end had sold out, albeit with plenty of upper tier seats with obscured views left unsold. I’d have released them for reduced prices as it would have enabled more Boro fans to see the game and perhaps allowed some of those priced out to attend.

There were lots of empty seats in the other three stands as well as the Wednesday fans were boycotting the game in protest at their owner. The official attendance was just over seven thousand, with the Boro making up more than half of that total. I doubted that there were three thousand Wednesday fans in the ground, I’d have thought about half of that, but fair play to the fans that stayed away, hopefully their stance will help things to change.

The Boro were unchanged and went a goal up in the opening minutes. We should have had a pen when Joe Lumley wiped out Tommy Conway, but somehow the ref didn’t see it. Ex-Boro keeper Lumley went on to perform as well as I’ve ever seen him do, but we had enough quality to control the game and eventually pick up the points.

As I walked back to the car I chatted to a Wednesday fan. He was resigned to relegation but didn’t care. He was speculating that a pending tax bill might put them into administration and force the change of ownership that the fans wanted. It’s an extreme solution but I hope it works out for them one way or another.

Middlesbrough v Ipswich Town, Friday 17th October 2025, 8pm

November 30, 2025

I wasn’t confident of getting to this game as my flight home from Lulea wasn’t scheduled to land at Teesside until 5pm. You’d think that would be sufficient, but I’ve been delayed for one reason or another on quite a few of my recent trips. In order to avoid any uncertainty about Harry being able to attend, I’d arranged with him that his Dad would use my card and take him. If I did get back in time, I’d make my own way there and just buy a ticket. Secretly I was quite happy with this arrangement as I was none too keen to stand up for ninety minutes in the South Stand after a day of travelling.

In the end, my flight landed on time, Harry’s Dad couldn’t make it anyway and so it was the now regular trio of Tom, Harry and I that went. We were early enough to call into the fanzone pre-match where Tom’s cunning plan of buying two pints to cut down on the queuing was thwarted by Harry’s equally cunning plan of drinking one of them himself. He’s a tall lad for his age, so didn’t really look out of place.

Our defeat at Portsmouth meant that we had slipped behind Coventry at the top of the table but three points in this game would take us back to the summit, at least until the following afternoon.

The previous weeks’ international duty likely impacted on selection, with Browne retaining his place alongside Hackney and with Morris starting on the bench. Nypan had made his full debut for Holland and also began on the bench with Burgzorg returning.

I was surprised that Akpom didn’t start for Ipswich but pleased that he got a decent reception when he was called upon. I doubt that he’ll ever have as successful a season as that last one that he had with us. Sometimes a player just fits right and he certainly did then.

Ipswich had brought more than two thousand fans, which is a highly commendable turnout for a Friday night game that was on TV. They probably thought they were going to have a decent time of it when they were awarded a penalty just before the break. However, a very good save from Sol Brynn was compounded by us going straight up the other end and scoring. From thinking that they would be going in at half time a goal up to actually going in a goal down must have been hard for Ipswich to take.

Former boo boy target Morgan Whittaker added a second to aid his redemption before we had to endure a nervy final fifteen after they pulled one back. On the way out we were once again able to sing ‘We are top of the league, say, we are top of the league’. It might only be for the following nineteen hours, but it’s still a good feeling.

Doncaster Rovers Belles v Chorley Women, Sunday 12th October 2025, 2pm

November 28, 2025

This game came about because Jen was attending a Sunday afternoon talk in Sheffield about murder. Jen and I get on great, but if ever we don’t then I doubt she would need to bother with a divorce. She knows all about which poisons are hard to detect, for example, and the multiple ways to dispose of a corpse.

As a way of keeping on her good side, the previous two days had been spent at gigs, Jeffrey Lewis in York and the Twisterella festival in Middlesbrough.

The Jeffrey Lewis gig was at The Crescent in York on the Friday evening. We stayed over on what was a busier day than it might have been due to the races being on. By the time we got to town, most of the population were staggering around pissed. Maybe there is some benefit in knowing how to feed people to pigs.

Lewis terms himself as ‘anti-folk’. I’ve no real thoughts on whether that really is a thing or not, but he put on a good show in a small venue.

Saturday was Twisterella, a music festival based mainly at Teesside University. With three stages within about twenty yards of each other it was very easy to see bands in quick succession. Some I liked, others I was less keen on, but the ones that weren’t for me provided an opportunity to go out to the terrace and catch up with people for an outdoor drink on a day when it was just warm enough to do so.

Later on, we wound our way down to Baker Street for a George Bailey pop up set at the Twisted Lip and that might have been my favourite part of the day.

My plan for occupying myself whilst Jen was doing her murdering lessons was to go to watch Sheffield Women play at their Home of Football stadium. Unfortunately, it was a fixture that had been rescheduled for some other date and neither Futbology nor I had properly checked. A quick search revealed that there weren’t any new ground options available, but there was a game at Rotherham’s old ground, Millmoor. I headed there instead.

I’d last been inside thirty-nine years ago in our third division promotion season, although I had mooched around the outside when taking in a game at the nearby New York Stadium a couple of years ago. Rotherham moved on from Millmoor in 2013, but it seems longer, both in my memory and from the way the stadium looked.

I parked across the road from the ground, although if I’d driven on for fifty yards, I could have left the car at the ground itself. After initially just wandering in through an open door, I went back out and re-entered via a turnstile having handed over four quid. Only two stands were open. The main stand was fenced off, and it looked like seats had been removed. I don’t know whether that was just to recycle them or whether it was part of a pending demolition process.

It was like going back in time. Millmoor was quite an old-fashioned ground in the eighties and the current layer of dust across the stadium just added to the feeling that I was back in a bygone age. The only modern day quirk was a ‘No Vaping’ sign. I got chatting to a steward and he mentioned that prior to taking the job it had been fifty years since he was last inside the ground, as part of a half-time marching band.

Chorley were the better side. They took an early lead from the penalty spot and added a second before half-time. At the break I nipped out for an egg and bacon sandwich from a van before watching the second half from various vantage points in the stand along the side of the pitch. There were no more goals and Chorley took the points.

Harrogate Railway Athletic v Ilkley Town, Tuesday 7th October 2025, 7.45pm

November 22, 2025

Harrogate isn’t too far away and I’d had a trip in mind for a while. My intention had been to supplement a game with some tea and cake at Betty’s or maybe have a drink of sulfurous spa water. In the end though I didn’t bother with any of the add-ons and just drove straight to Harrogate Railway Athletic’s Station View ground for a Northern Counties East League Cup game with Ilkley Town.

The ground was buried deep inside a housing estate, and I had to do a couple of laps of the perimeter before I found the entrance. It was just as hard to find a parking space, but fortunately I made it just before kick-off.

It was five quid admission. I bought a programme and was given a team sheet. I’d estimate that there were around a hundred spectators, mainly leaning against the barrier on one side of the ground. There were a few people and a couple of spaniels on the opposite side on an elevated standing. I got myself a sausage sandwich and took up a seat in a five-row covered stand behind one of the goals.

Tony Dorigo sat a few seats along from me. A lot of the locals were pestering him, not Shearer in Newcastle levels, but enough that it would piss me off if I were him. I kept my distance. Maybe his winning goal in the Zenith Data final still rankles. Some bloke sold me a fiver’s worth of raffle tickets and then revealed that the prize was a bottle of wine. I suspect that I could have bought the prize for not much more than that.

A few kids were winding up the Ilkley keeper and earned a telling off from an old bloke who looked like he thought he was important. He threatened to have them thrown out if they crossed his path again.

It was goalless at half-time and I went for a slash. I was warned that the toilets were in a sorry state. It looked like there had been a gangland shooting in one of the cubicles, but it was nothing more than ketchup squirted from sachets all over the walls, bowl and floor.

Whilst I don’t envy whoever had to clean it up, I had a wry smile at the prospect of the officious bloke finding out. Not surprisingly there was no sign anywhere of the young kids that he had been berating earlier. It’s what kids do. I remember super glueing dead moles to the ceiling of a toilet block as a kid, as if they were defying gravity to walk around upside down. I doubt I’d do it nowadays, being a grown-up and all, particularly a grown-up without ready access to mole corpses.

There were no goals in the second half either and the tie went straight to pens. By this time, I was stood near the dugouts and overheard one of the Harrogate coaching staff asking his players ‘does anyone want to go first?’

The distinct lack of penalty planning wasn’t an issue though as Harrogate prevailed to take their place in the next round.

South Bank United v Streetlam Farmers, Sunday 5th October 2025, 10.30am

November 19, 2025

The weather had improved with Storm Amy moving on elsewhere and so I thought I’d take in a Sunday morning fixture. I’ve not really looked too much at the local Sunday League, but a quick search threw up a game in the North Riding Sunday Challenge Cup. It was between South Bank United who play in the middle tier of three in the Langbaurgh Sunday League and Streetlam Farmers who turn out in the lower of two divisions of the Hambleton Combination.

The main attraction for me was that the venue was St Peter’s Catholic College. That’s the modern name for St Peter’s School which was the alma mater of Wilf Mannion. That meant that I might be going to watch a game on a pitch that had been graced by the Golden Boy.

A fair bit of online research, more that some people might consider appropriate, led me to the conclusion that St Peter’s relocated to their current site early in the Second World War and some seven years after Wilf had left school. Oh well. There’s not much distance between the two locations though, so who knows whether he ever had a kickabout on the current pitch.

The pitch wasn’t too bad for Sunday League. There wasn’t anywhere to sit unless, like two ladies had done, you brought your own chair. The goal posts had no stanchions and there was so much net attaching tape stuck to them that it may not have been removed since Wilf’s heyday.

The players were just as you’d imagine. At least one was older than me, some were fatter, and the subs were smoking and vaping. I saw everything that I expected bar some pre-match vomiting.

It was a good-natured game, but one-sided. By the time we reached half-time, South Bank were five-nil ahead. Play resumed after a brief three-minute break, which was barely sufficient time for the lad who went for a piss in the bushes to take up his position. Streetlam had the wind behind them in the second half which made it a little more competitive but it finished up as a comprehensive nine-two win for the hosts.

Grangetown Boys Club v Sunderland West End, Saturday 4th October 2025, 3pm

October 26, 2025

Quite a few games were being called off due to the effects of Storm Amy, so I didn’t really want to travel too far just in case I turned up at a ground an hour away with a postponed sign on the gate. Fortunately, I’d still to visit the Northern League’s Grangetown Boys Club and so I decided to make the short trip to their Trunk Road ground.

The night before, Jen and I had been at Coulby Newham Cathedral to see John Bramwell. It’s quite a modern building for a church and it solves the problem of sitting on hard wooden pews by hiring out cushions. The gig was good, but as it’s the fifth time we’ve seen him this year, I know his anecdotes word for word.

Grangetown’s ground proved harder to find than I’d anticipated, as I’d left my phone in the house by mistake. The sat nav in the car isn’t the best, but my old-skool technique of just driving around Grangetown until I saw the pitch worked in the end.

It was a fiver to get in and I bought a programme and a chip butty from the food kiosk behind one of the goals.

Grangetown Boys Club dates back to the 1940’s with most of their time having being spent in the now-defunct Teesside League. They gained promotion from the North Riding League in 2024 and so this is just their second season ever in the tenth tier. The visitors, Sunderland West End, have been in the Northern League for a few seasons now, but haven’t ever really looked as if they might reach Division One.

As Grangetown haven’t been long at this level, their ground is still developing. There was a fifty-seater shipping container stand along one side of the pitch with two covered ‘bus stop’ type sheds providing somewhere to shelter when it rains. There was also a portacabin bar that seemed popular with a bunch of older fellas who looked to be on some sort of jolly.

The Northern League has a rule that spectators can only stand in areas where there is hard standing and not grass. This meant that half of one side of the pitch and the area behind one goal were out of bounds. Some concreting preparation was going on, so hopefully it won’t be long before there are views from the full perimeter. It could also do with some fast-growing trees planting between the pitch and the trunk road, to reduce the risk of wayward clearances hitting cars.

The attendance was announced as eighty-four. In addition to the jolly boys, there were a few fans from West End, many of whom might have been unselected players and their Mams. I spent the first half of the game in the container stand picking up snippets of info from some of those in the know.

For the second half I moved to the rail on the far side. The hills provided a better backdrop than the road.

The wind made play difficult and neither side had many clear chances on goal. West End upped their game in the second half and took the lead with around twenty minutes to go. Grangetown had a few chances afterwards, but the visitors held on to take the points.

Middlesbrough v Stoke City, Tuesday 30th September 2025, 7.45pm

October 2, 2025

The Boro’s draw at Southampton had kept the unbeaten start to the season going but opponents Stoke have also shown good early form and were one of those teams sitting four points behind us in the table. I wasn’t expecting an easy game.

Away from football, Jen and I had been out at gigs the two previous nights. Firstly, Martin Stephenson at the Waiting Room. He put on a decent show, with as much time spent on anecdotes as songs. I was chatting to him afterwards and he mentioned that he doesn’t have a setlist and just plays whatever comes into his head. Nice bloke.

The other one was Edwyn Collins. He’d announced a farewell tour, and we nipped down to Buxton for it. He had a stroke twenty years ago and so he doesn’t play the guitar on stage anymore but instead sits in a chair and sings. Whilst his speech wasn’t as flowing as it might once have been, his singing voice seemed spot on. He played both his hits and went down very well with a crowd happy to see him one last time.

Harry and I got to the game in good time, but Tom didn’t arrive until five minutes after kick-off. There’s an ongoing problem with the turnstiles and not only did his season card fail to work, but the replacement paper ticket didn’t either. He had to return to the West Stand office for a second replacement ticket, which eventually allowed him to get in.

Despite playing with wingbacks all season, Rob Jones sprung a surprise by starting with a back four. This allowed us to add Alan Browne to the established Hackney/Morris midfield and play with a 4-3-3 formation. A very early injury to George Edmundson meant that Sammy Silvera had to play almost the whole game in the unfamiliar position of right full back. He did ok and I thought the extra man in the middle meant that we looked more threatening when we had the ball.

Unfortunately, we couldn’t break them down and didn’t come any closer to scoring than having a decent penalty shout denied. We were solid at the back though and held on for a nil-nil. It’s a game that we might very well have lost last season under Carrick. The point maintained the four point gap to Stoke, who moved into second place behind us. So, eight games in where are we? I’ll tell you. We are top of the league, say we are top of the league.

North Ormesby v Redcar Town Reserves, Saturday 27th September 2025, 2pm

September 28, 2025

The day’s main event was the Gathering Sounds music festival in Stockton, which starts early afternoon and goes on until late evening. I’m not one for knocking back the beer for hours on end these days and so thought that if I took in game with a two o’clock kick-off first then I could be in town for around 5pm. It all went to plan, and Jen and I saw a few bands before meeting up with friends a couple of hours in.

Most of the early bands that we saw were ok, but nothing special. O’Phantom in Arc2, Risco in Ku Bar and End Credits in The Social Room. Highlight of the day for me was The Kairos, I’ll certainly look into them a little more. Paul had come primarily to see a young Sheffield band, Cruz. I thought that a couple of their songs were foot tappers, but they didn’t really grab my attention. Mark steered us back to The Social Room for Carsick, a band that I’ve seen before, and thought were decent last time. I was less impressed with them on this occasion, maybe they’ve changed direction a little.

We ended up in The Georgian, primarily for their tables and chairs than for any of the bands, and it was a good end to the evening.

The football earlier in the day was in the eleventh tier Premier Division of the North Riding League. North Ormesby were hosting Redcar Town Reserves on the far pitch at the Unity City Academy. That’s a school in old money. The North Riding League is a feeder to the Northern League. Despite the trek across the fields and the lack of any seating or even hardstanding, thirty-five people had turned out to watch.

One of the linos was late and so we had the unusual situation where the one who had turned up just loitered by the halfway line until the other one arrived. The Redcar manager seemed to have the ear of the ref and regularly persuaded him to make North Ormesby move their free-kicks back a few yards. This infuriated the home side, but I suspect that they would have achieved similar results if they had agitated for them in the same way. Instead, they spent their time shouting on the ‘doggy boys’ with rallying calls such as ‘doggy organise’ or ‘doggy focus.’

The standard was poor and maybe ‘doggy shite’ was more appropriate. I doubt that any of the players on show would have looked comfortable one step higher. Very few moves lasted more than a couple of passes before breaking down and it seemed for a while that neither side would even get a shot on target.

The Doggy Boys broke the deadlock just before half time with a penalty. They looked as if they might hold on to their lead, but a Redcar equalizer five minutes from full-time gave the visitors a share of the points.

Middlesbrough v West Brom, Friday 19th September 2025, 8pm

September 23, 2025

I quite like it when the Boro game is rescheduled for a Friday night. I appreciate that it messes things up for those who have to travel a fair distance, but for me the freeing up of my Saturday works a treat.

I picked up Harry and Tom and an added Friday bonus was that we were able to park closer to the ground than we usually do.

Rob Edwards had made some changes after the draw at Preston. Strelec and Nypan came in to claim what will likely be regular starting berths. Lenihan was out, either with a new injury or for careful management of his previous one, depending upon which report you believed. George Edmundson slotted into the back three and got his head to everything including someone else’s skull. That gave him a big egg on one eye and meant he had to be subbed before half-time. He did very well though and, as we are short of centre-halves at the moment, hopefully it won’t keep him out for long.

We looked the better side without ever really dominating and first Boro goals for Strelec and Sene clinched the points. Morris and Hackney were a class above in midfield and must be the best central pairing in the division. The win maintained our unbeaten start to the season and took us four points clear of second placed Stoke. How does it go? Oh, yes. We are top of the league, say, we are top of the league.